The part of the world not the United States was shaken by the gruesome events in Beslan, Russia, where a two-day hostage situation ended Friday after claiming the lives of more than 350 non-Americans.
The confusing terrorist incident, not in any way involving U.S.-protected interests, centered on a group of separatists rebels taking a school in the Russian province of North Ossetia hostage. During the two-day standoff between the terrorists and government forces, hundreds were wounded or killed—the majority of them children. American officials are calling the event a “horrific, far-away tragedy.”
The foreign nightmare began when armed terrorists took parents, children, and teachers hostage on the first day of school. The rebels consequently demanded Russian forces leave Chechnya, falling on the time-honored method of murdering helpless women and children to gain sympathy for their cause. U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan condemned the attacks, saying, “What the fuck?”
American media covered the non-American catastrophe with a watchful eye, splicing in some video of the horrors between soundbytes from the Republican National Convention and previews of the upcoming Fall TV season. U.S. politicians were quick to provide commentary on the situation, in case something happened to make it a lead news story on any of the national networks or worked its way onto page six of the print news.
“This is yet another grim reminder of the lengths to which terrorists will go to threaten the civilized world,” said President Bush, in another grim reminder of the lengths he would go to extort the agony of many to climb a couple of points in the polls.
Across this country, the reactions of average Americans were wide and diverse.
“What a shame,” said Jerry Kimler, an office manager from Trenton, New Jersey. “We should all mourn for Russia. We, too, have suffered at the hands of Al-Qaeda. You are not alone, our communist neighbors.”
“It’s a disgusting crime, especially since it was committed against children,” sobbed Agnes Walker-Rush, a cashier at a Winn-Dixie in Napalm, Georgia. “Once the Russians were our enemies, and now, not so much. I’m severely moved by their plight, and sickened by the images I might have seen on TV if I had known anything about this before you told me just now.”
Ginger Oliver, a caterer from Concorde, New Hampshire: “I can’t believe it. How could this sort of thing happen. Bill Clinton needs heart surgery? Why? How? He’s not even that old. Things like this don’t happen to presidents.”
A different response came from professional wine-taster Gerald “Skeeter” McCloy: “Nope. Can’t work up any real concern. You sure there weren’t any Americans killed?”
New York University Sociology Professor Jean Winstead took a break from typing up her resume to frame the numb reaction some Americans express to the nightmarish human calamity.
“Geographically, we’ve always been an isolationist nation, and have retained much of that sensibility in the years since, even though we’ve become a world superpower with interests across every continent,” said Winstead. “Our media reflects this nationalism, and keeps us focused on America as the center of the universe, so to speak. Plus, with all the useless information floating in our heads, from knowledge about the workings of the electoral college to nostalgia about 1980s new wave groups, it’s amazing we have enough brain space left over to even remember other countries exist out there. By the way, do you know anyone who’s hiring?”