Whiteywood producers took a bold step in reality programming last Friday when they revealed, as part of the ABC fall schedule, one of their so-called “reality” series would be entirely asshole-free, cast only with likable personalities so unpopular in usual reality programming.

No Simon Cowels, no Donald Trumps, not even a Richard Hatch in sight, according to co-producer Bobbacrane Wilson. It’s part of a risky plan to boost sagging reality ratings for those shows which haven’t caught on with the public yet; while series like The Apprentice have made major waves, and American Idol holds strong, other reality series like The Restaurant have proven that reality series don’t always strike gold every time out. The new “assholeless” series in development will give people bored with regular reality shows a chance to see something different.

“It’s not a brand new idea,” admitted co-producer of the show Harry Spalding. “Frankly, Hollywood has been trying to create a reality series without assholes since their initial burst in popularity in the early ‘90s, such as COPS. But once The Real World hit big, people gave up. It became apparent, at least for the time, America would much rather tune in each week and marvel at real assholes.”

His partner Wilson agreed: “The big problem in creating a prick-free reality show is nobody could ever seem to do it. It became Hollywood’s Gregorian knot. People tried to do reality shows based on churches and found them full of judgmental fire-and-brimstone knobs who wouldn’t stop preaching. A reality show about school teachers reminded viewers of why they were in such a hurry to graduate. Someone even did a pilot about people who worked for the Salvation Army—you’d never believe what self-righteous dicks are running that place. It’s enough to turn someone Republican.”

Many attempts at doing reality shows in small towns, according to Wilson, failed to leave any positive impressions when every good-natured resident was outnumbered by trash-talking rednecks and closet KKK members. But this time, Spalding suggests, by returning to reality programming roots, their show has succeeded in its intent.

The show, Okay House, features six roommates, four of them from Sweden, who live together in a room paid for by the network and forced to resolve their conflicts in a polite, friendly fashion. A bonus incentive of $25,000 to whoever can keep from saying something unkind about other housemates has raised the likelihood of getting a show without jackasses.

An early version of the pilot was available for press review. In the series, the six roommates—Sven, Yorgi, Karl, Jake, Albert, and Bjorn—get into an amicable disagreement over whose turn it is to wash the dishes, as well as a polite war of words over what they can watch on TV. Of the cast, Karl, Sven, and Bjorn are non-English-speaking employees of an electrical cooperative in Sweden who were brought over by the network, Yorgi an Americanized Swedish citizen who was friends with the three in his home country, Jake is a Bible camp youth counselor from Ferngate, North Carolina, and Albert an 85-year-old man who seldom speaks.

While the producers and network claim to have high expectations for “the world’s nicest reality show,” critics have been less kind. Matt Roush of TV Guide called it “Paint Drying: The Series” and The New York Times predicted it would be the quickest cancellation in TV history.

According to CNN’s Jeff Hinkley: “If I hear one more Swedish accent saying, ‘I guess we’ll agree to disagree,’ I’m going to blow a hole through my TV.”