MRS. BIRD/GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT Graphic of talk show, outed by new book.

That revelation is in a new book already on the shelves, and author Peter Herdingway is proud to scoop all other outlets with his non-fiction work, This Show’s Gay: The Hard Truth About That Crap You Like.

“It’s something a lot of us know about Rosie O’Donnell’s talk show, but so few say it,” says Herdingway, discussing his decision to publish the book. “It was something that needed to be said, and I figured making a nice sack of money doing so was the icing on the cake.”

In the book, the first of its kind, Herdingway shines the light on the gayest shows in Hollywood. According to Herdingway, among the gay shows on the air are Touched By An Angel, Providence, Will & Grace (so gay it’s not even funny), and Big Brother. But, according to Herdingway, nothing is gayer than The Rosie O’Donnell Show.

“Well, for one thing,” said Herdingway, pointing out flamboyantly gay tendencies in the show, “it’s on in the morning, that’s a big signal on the gaydar. It’s a talk show, all those daytime talk shows are pretty gay. But have you ever watched the show? The jokes, the guests, the bits with the cooks or whatever. It’s all gay city, U.S.A.”

According to Herdingway, the gay phenomenon doesn’t end with the show itself. As hard as it may be to believe, yes, says Herdingway, even Rosie’s magazine companion to the show is gay.

“If you take one look at the magazine, you’ll realize it is so gay,” said Herdingway. “The interviews with celebrities and their gay pictures with Rosie. The tips on parenting and recipes and shit. It’s so gay it’s like a giant gay pyramid of ancient Gaygypt, I’m not kidding.”

Some, namely we at the commune, have accused Herdingway of being a bigot and insensitive to the homosexual community. Herdingway says not at all, he is fully in support of rights for homosexuals.

“I have no issues with homosexuality at all,” said Herdingway. “But that doesn’t mean I want gay TV. No one, regardless of their sexual preference, should have to watch a gay show. And let’s face it, man, The Rosie O’Donnell Show is so gay it’s the capitol of North Gaylina.”

Rosie O’Donnell herself could not be reached for comment as she was heavily promoting her book on PrimeTime Live segments posing as real journalism. People working on The Rosie O’Donnell Show we contacted refused to answer our questions, suggesting instead we “jump up” their asses, which certainly sounds gay to us.

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