Waterproof, assorted sterile bandages





WaffleKing:
the new Acura, endorsed by SATAN! "i love the ride!"-the prince of darkness


Tequila_Mockingbird:
Forrest Gump in Deep Impact. "My name's Forrest. Forrest-- Holy geezus, look out!!"


clover:
Next time on a very special espiode of 'Touched by a Monkey"


Buffoon:
The "Large Type" version of Tetris, for the visually impaired.


Capitan_Garlic:
The tuna strike back.


WombatThatIsFuzzy:
"A few color photos around town, and she'll be sorry for giving ME an F!"


JoeCrow:
and after that Powder never went to the beach again


Steve_Reeves:
"The Galapagos are finally mine! ALL MINE!!!!!!!! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!!!!!"


MadSigntist:
"Well, if you've never had sex, how do you know we aren't having it right now?"


MirandaRamsey:
Parents are divorced. Is presently flirting with her 56-year-old high school principal.


BuckFifty:
The Swedish Chef stars in Fatal Attraction, tonight on You're Shittin' Me Theater... "...bork bork bork...Und we put de bunny inder pot..."


RoninM:
What happened to people just sticking Garlfield to their windows?


vendo:
I could fight Mike Tyson and have sex with Alyssa Milano (includes cigarette afterglow)


JoeCrow:
Testicular shrinkage and paranoia in only 3


snooks:
"...Need any help downloadin' them groceries, M'am?"


HanoverF:
"I Know What You Did In The Backseat" A new Claymation Thriller, next time on YSMT!


Mr13:
This house is spacious and low rent, now some of the neighbors may whisper 'murder/suicide" but thats just townfolk gossip."


JoeCrow:
Little known fact, Captain Kangaroo had a .435 lifetime batting average




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