Shameless whoring of products





keogh:
"Ooo-kay, keep it tight, keep it light. Deep breath, master of your domain. >ahem< Bottom. Ha! Is that the worst you can make me vomit sloppy porn-queen FUCK!"


JurassicPork:
Where bad Science Fiction Goes to Die.


snooperboy:
WHERE ARE THEY NOW: Sprout from the Green Giant commercials...Now works for Jewel food stores in Chicago as a bagboy after kicking his cocaine addiction.


Annakie7:
The Starship Enterprize...made with 3M "Spork" technology.


WonderBread:
Now you can save yourself the embaressment and let friendly Mr. Potato head give *your* kids the brids and bees talk


Generik:
If *I* ran the networks...? Two words: Ally McNaked.


Noodleboy:
Fuckin' GAP commercials


Fishbait4:
I would enjoy this scene, but I'm really not much of a spokesman. (rimshot) Thank you, I'll be here all night.


Enohead:
Wow! Keep your legs looking slim *and* fight osteoperosis! Talk about your one stop shopping!


Fishbait4:
Dr. Kevorkian, anti-smoking activist: "You know, these things can kill ya."


_JediClone_:
If you're like me, you just keep going and going and going. You also have the Energizer Rabbit's head mounted on your desk. And his hindquarters... elsewhere...


GuloGulo:
Someone needs to tell AT&T they should be more subtle with their ad campaigns.


lemmnankinan:
El Santo brings gifts to all the good little mexican wrestlers


BuckFifty:
"Care to buy a lucky Star Trek pin m'am? They're only $5 each." "Well, why are they lucky?" "They get me five bucks each..."


BigMac:
Why are the pictures of Bigfoot always so blurry?


Torgone:
FRENZY!!!! It'll send you on a blood-dripping murderous rampage! (Mom and Dad put it together)


Klatuu:
Hi, Santa, Frosty. Hello? Guys? *GASP!* What have they done to you?!?


quickdraw:
To his horror, little Mikey found that his Rubber Duckie cloning experiement had gone wildly out of control!




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