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Occupant: Interesting tattoo, Bill . . . who's Frank?	Geier: Ah, yes, the episode in which Spock learns from Bones how to save over 30% on long-distance calls...	Generik: Roddenberry's original title, "Killin' and Screwin' Our Way Across the Galaxy" didn't go over well with the test audience
Beedo: It's about time they did a Charlie Brown/ Horror crossover: It's the Great Pumpkinhead, Charlie Brown! "AAAAAUUUGGGHH!! It's eaten Snoopy!"	idlehands: A shaver? No wonder I wasn't getting any calls...	UnReality: "This is the best damn Filet O' Fish I ever had, man! You can't put a price tag on that."
hansvonschleiben: The little girl walked out of the house unaware that the plants are watching her. When she comes home, they'll be ready. Oh, yes they'll be ready.	Noodleboy: Damn, I'll be there too!	AgentQ: "Here at Sci-Fi, we're proud to present the best movies we could find for a couple of bucks at Hank's Used Video. Just ignore the FBI warning when they start."
Beedo: Only if they get their dose of Vitamin Beedo	AceofSwrds: Carl Weathers in "Kindergarten Cop II: First Grade Vice Cop"	Quarks_Lady: Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Toy Story"
JoeCrow: Christ... Nancy Kerrigan musta' been out takin' a leak when they passed out luck	AGodlessPaganGirl: November 15! The Apocalypse! See it live on Pay Per View!!	Occupant: Betty's skill at box folding will come in handy in her future career as a Domino's Pizza employee.
Seltaeb: Doug was unwilling to explain why his knees were mud-stained, and where exactly the garden gnomes went...	Scotch_Magictape: Not affiliated with the law firm of Knees, Toes, Knees, & Toes	Klatuu: *Klatuu replaces gold Sci-Fi logo with bag of sand* *Klatuu accidentally triggers booby traps* *Klatuu RUNS!!!*

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