Dedicated to Pop N Fresh...*sniff*...One day at a time...

Angel_Noir: The thrilling story of one Muslim cell phone's fight for equality!	UnReality: ...and still on the first question.	ChoadSmoker: This hit and run would have been unsolvable if the victim wasn't filming.
Mr_B_Natural: Aren't those characters from 'The Hobbit' or something?	Xigeous: "Hey everybody! The postman left us some cake!" (I don't know why I think this is humorous.)	wilkie42: 100 year shelf life AND it works in zero gravity. Thank god. I can't count the number of times ...
MadSigntist: The new improved version of Ro-Man opted for a more flattering piece of headgear, and no baggy gorilla ass.	SunSinner: Roll roll roll your joint, twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough, pass it to a friend.	Artanas: And lo, did the virgin Mary appear and snatch Betty's purse. Such is life in da hood.
omniknight: As soon as the driver leaves the vehicle unattended, wild gangs of shopping carts decend on their prey!	Katone: *BURP* "Who says 8 is too young to get drunk?"	Hippie: Welcome back, you paunchy bitch! Did you miss me? I missed you until I got me a box turtle--now I have your brand a wit around all the time--where you goin'?
AgentQ: "If I have to sing 'Tomorrow' one more time, I'll fucking kill everybody here!" "Now Annie, don't you think you should take--" "I don't need my fucking pills!"	Xigeous: The story of CAPTION THIS	DanZero: "So, you scored with Dai again last night, eh Zero?"
Klatuu: "Please, Dear, put down the butter." "That's honey." "Alright, Honey, put down the butter."	Imac: Nothing is more special than a child's first encounter with voodoo.	Clergyman: Y'know... I'm not sure. Does "WarGames" count as a scary movie?

Damn, should'a *gone* before we left.