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Jazzsoda: Dave never understood that "letting it all hang out" isn't supposed to include your large intestine.	HanoverF: It was about the time Cujo started to mark his teritory with the blood of the neighborhood kids that I started to worry...	Reynard_T_Fox: "Yeah, it's a rough world out there, and we're the thin khaki line between civility and chaos." Dogcatchers, next on FOX.
animebabe: Alright! Do the robot! GO MAN GO!!!	Jazzsoda: Bill liked to go out on foggy Halloweens and pretend his flashlight was a lightsaber. Oh, and shoot little kids dressed as Darth Vader. That too.	HanoverF: "What do you mean Euro-ShatnerLand will never work?! You have'nt even seen my presentation of the Spinning Wigs, or the Girdlehorn!"
KINGDINOSAUR: Guns are illegal in Japan. That makes for some hilarious goofy criminals caught on tape.	HanoverF: "Be a shame if something were to happen and you end up in the Hospital!" "I am in the hospital!" "Oh... umm-" "Your new to this protection racket, are'nt you?"	DeaconBluesman: "Me John Lennon! Lookee! Arr we singing, is give peace chance!"
Artanas: "Hey kids, Leonard The Leperous Lizard here. How y'all doin' tonight? Ah, good. Say, can you pass my genitalia back, I'll be needing that. Thanks a bunch"	HanoverF: .oO(First I step on that Ferris Bueller kid, then pick my teeth with Devlin and Emmerich's rib bones!)	Reynard_T_Fox: "God creates man. God creates Shatner. Man recreates Shatner for amusement park. Man spits in the face of God. Shatner destroys Man. Shatner becomes God.
Hippie: Sure, it was a funeral, and maybe Betty's outfit made completely out of Dominoes WASN'T as tactful as a plain black dress... but grief makes you do weird things	BuckFifty: Tonight on Easily Distracted Secret Asian Man... "Quick! I need the codes to shut off the nuclear bo...Holy shit! A McDonalds? I love Big Macs!"	Lanzman: Save the giblets !!
EtheE: Well there's Sniffles and BounceBounce. Where's the rest of the Hobgoblins?	Tin_God: Nanook gets sauced and goes for a joyride on the Zamboni, and you people want to turn it into an X-File. Sheesh!	BuckFifty: "Hi, I'm Nurse Sherry. You might remember me from such malpractice suits as "Whatta ya mean you didn't want breasts" or "Hey, where's my watch?"..."

*being scanned* AHHH!!! *passes out* *twitch*