![]() 144b: Hey!! Turn your butt off!! (The first A Bug's Life cap line) |
![]() Wyrmdoom: Elephantitis can strike *any* part of the body |
![]() Tinsel_God: "Mulder, I need you! Mulder... MULDER!" "Damn it, Scully, I three friggin feet away from you! Now, put down the phone and grab the spare!" |
![]() BuckFifty: Meanwhile on the Bac-O-Bits ranch... "Fire in the hole!" "Oink?" *BLAM!* |
![]() Naitoshizukesa: I said it once, I'll say it again. Speak once more and I will Pimp-slap you like you never have been Pimp-slapped. |
![]() Geier: "But...I am SO the verymodelofa Vulcanhigh-subordinate! I can tracemyplaceintimeandspace withtools coordinate...!" |
![]() MadWassailSpiller: Who's the whitebread balding actor that's a sex machine to all the tentacled alien chicks? SHAT! Right on. |
![]() Generik: Welcome back to our feature presentation, Annie Get Your Riot Gun. "The shells'll come out... tomorrow... bet your bottom dollar it's tomorrow..." |
![]() MadSigntist: "Still selling toilet paper squares to the new ensigns? You are a bloody hoot, bones!" |
![]() Geier: "If I cross-circuit the warp drive with the phaser intake valve, why, I can cook one MEAN son-of-a-b*tchin' haggis!" |
![]() BrainMold: Dear Santa, i'm gonna kick your fat @$$ if you don't get me the freakin' pony i've been aksing for. Thank You |
![]() PurplePrimate: It's not easy bein' green. |
![]() RedneckZombie: I Zerbert your neck young Skywalker, mmm yes |
![]() Angel_Noel: "But, Master Yoda, a little black book?" "When 900 years old you reach, keep track of babe's phone numbers as well will you?" |
![]() Jinglesoda: "Honey, I'm home! Grease up the ape!" "But what about Billy?" "Well... what the hell, it's Christmas! Lube up the kid too!" |
![]() Jazzsoda: "Wooops! No more Chernobyl Mix for the cat, back to Friskies!" |
![]() martay: And now they're giving Evel the Red Flag, which means he should be able to jump this dump truck with ease...wait, wait...guys...Dammit,where's the ramp? |
![]() DeaconBluesman: "I heard you were into rubber, son, but stop fondling the retreads and replace the damn muffler!" |