Only 369 shopping days until Christmas!

Papahause: "Ah, Vulcan..vulcan...hey, you guys play with rubber all day huh?"	thinking_too_hard: that shatner was such a fat... what we're on?	clover: Um, hello? Any axe whelding murders here? *crickets* Damn...my life is boring...
MadSigntist: "LOOKAME!!!! You guys don't need no friggin' computer generated baby! LOOKAMEGO!!!"	Zor_Prime: Nobody wanted the ugly truckling	Itzart: Jim Carrey, Tia Carrera and Hal Linden star in the NEW "Sliders!"
Xtree: Bones easily won the Enterprise Halloween costume contest with his daring Debbie Harry ensemble.	animebabe: Starring Icabod Crane, the Headless Helmsman	soth: "Keebler elves.....too many.....too many...."
BuckFifty: George Burns in Weekend At Bernie's III, tonight on You're Shittin' Me Theater...	HeyBeerMan: Centerfold from "Amish-Whore" magazine	Buscocharlie: Emulating her hero, famous hockey goalie Eddie Belfore, Agnes sets out to "high stick" some ass!
nashtnewyearandshort: Sorry, son -- you wear that 'til you master differential calculus. I'm going to the bar -- tell Mom I won't be home tonight. Bye...	DrMoe: Why no Hearing Eye Theatre?..... Oh, books, right.	amycamus: "DADDY!" "Uh, ma'am? Your little girl? I'm, uh, just here to sell encyclopedias."
Angel_Noir: "I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was a formal affair." "Oh, don't worry. The sacraficial lamb can wear anything he wants." "Pardon?" "Nothing. Canape'?"	AAAron333: I'll tell you a little secret...the boobs are real, but that shoulder is ALL silicone baby!	RingOutTheMoldYear: A joint the size of Texas is headed toward the Earth. Only 2 men could stop it. Cheech & Chong's "Armasmokin' ", in theaters this Friday.

*flippin' the bird*