E_B_A:
Yes! Yes! Burn the witch! BURN THE WITCH!
Angel_Noir:
"Pa, we caught something in the planet trap!"
Hippie:
To no one's surprise, their new motto is "We're so fuckin' baked!"
HanoverF:
o/` Heres the story, of a man named Brady, Who shouldn't have been allowed to procreate...
TravisBickle:
*sings* Something here is not like the others...
Artanas:
"Today's Jeopardy categories are 'Shit' 'Shit' 'Shit' and 'Starts with Sh'. Phil, you get to choose." "Shit." "More specific please."
CedrasBlade:
The American Dream: Torturing Ricky Martin!
Angel_Noir:
"Really, I don't mean to be a nuisance, but the thermostat...I mean, is this normal?"
E_B_A:
Next on 'Too Hot For TV3,' hidden camera shows Santa spreads a little Christmas joy by pole dancing for those hot Antartic babes!
E_B_A:
Who knew that "Chase Michael J. Fox With A Speeding Truck Until His Heart Explodes" would be such a popular show? Thanks, SciFi!
HanoverF:
I find the thought of most Canadians in a wonderbra disturbing... but Michael J. Fox somehow manages to pull it off...
Hippie:
...Nothing? At least they're not underestimating our intelligence.
XTree:
"Okay, Mr. Trebek. What is, 'Two things in my nasal passages, boxer John Mugabi, Conan O'Brien, and Flint, Michigan?'"
AstroAmy:
This modern poetry - I just don't see the appeal.
Beedo:
None of the above.
Hippie:
Good soap opera, but its lousy title dictated a short lifespan.
Artanas:
Captains log: Thick, juicy, full of creamy goodness... pecans... maple syrup... beeswax... lithium...
Angel_Noir:
"See that, Clarence?" "What sir?" "George and Mary are roleplaying again." "Should we be watching this?" "Shh! He's pulling out the ZuZu Petals body lotion!"
Seltaeb:
Now on video, "Atoms: Uncut And Uncensored!" Hot fusion action we can't show you here! Call now, supplies are limited!
E_B_A:
We now return to Alley Macbeal in "Freak on A Leash," only on T.V. From Heaven...
MrTim:
Scinema: A compound word, derived from "Sci Fi" (n. Crappy programming, or a channel providing same) and "enema."
JediClone:
Hello, thank you for calling the SciFi.Com Complaint Line. Fuck Off. *click* ...Hello, thank you for calling the SciFi.Com Complaint Line. Fuck Off. *click*...
AgentM:
Wonder Bread: Now with added hallucinogens!
Occupant:
My oxymoron alarm just went off
E_B_A:
No, not the hidesouly dumb movie about computer-obsessed teens, but rather a SciFi film about people with bad coughs.
Artanas:
By Playskool... that's right kiddies, own your very own Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy and Richard Ramirez action figures today!
MrTim:
Only on the Science Friction Channel.
claimdude:
...Ed's strange selection of wall paint was thought to be somewhat related to his choice of breakfast beverages: Budweiser.
Dairai:
David Bowie *is* The Fog... coming this fall to the SciFi Channel...
E_B_A:
"Virtual Bob Dole wants your vote! Vote for Virtual Bob Dole! Give Virtual Bob Dole your vote now!"
E_B_A:
"Hi! Jonny Deathface here to wish you well! Deathstalker was brought to you by the letter 'F' and the number '2'! you know why, kiddies..."
Psyko:
"A spoonful of sugar keeps the invaders away!" "Um, Ted, that's boiling oil. Sugar is for the medicine-go-down." "Oh. I... um... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
E_B_A:
"All right! Who performed an alien autopsy on the kitchen table!?" "Not me!" "Not me!" "Not me!"
Hippie:
"Pissing On An Electric Fence." Sounds like an enticing gameshow, but the Sci-Fi Channel is going to have to bullshit a lot to qualify this as sci-fi programmin
Jazzsoda:
They're going to crush William Shatner with some massive blue bowling balls? Art, are you taping this?
HanoverF:
Based on the Milton Bradley game 'Chutes and Ladders'
Cerg:
He never could understand the concept of a toaster.
Artanas:
"You've foiled me again Tumor man, curses!" "Take that villain! No rest for the wic... wic... " *THUD* "Join us next week for more cancerous action!"
JediClone:
A woman who takes proffessional quality photos with a third eye on her chin! See her story in Sightings! See her name in the production credits!
