Shamus:
"Thank you for granting us this interview, Mr. Hughes."
JediClone:
Ma, that woodpecker out back isnt getting any smarter!
E_B_A:
I love this dunking booth... "Up next, First Wave, yet another of our crappy excuses not to show quality shows like Mystery Scien-" *BAM!* *SPLASH!*
quickdraw:
Now HERE'S a great idea for a DOOM game. You get to gun down your family and friends!
E_B_A:
That's some very Smurfy dysentery you have there...
amycamus:
You know, that's pretty much what I'd expect to see on the instructions for silicone implants...
Muftak:
TV Trivia #1138: Alphabet soup is often used to simulate the ocean.
Gersonk:
That's right. This week I'll be taking down E_the_E. Next week, falling and crying will be the aspects of E_B_A's game.
GuloGulo:
Someone needs to tell AT&T they should be more subtle with their ad campaigns.
JediClone:
For girls so dense not even light can escape, dial the Universal Constant now!
Papahause:
and finishes with ransom notes
E_B_A:
In the last season of "Cosby," things get spooky when Heathcliff orders the Huxtable children to don sacred robes and make daily prayers to the Jell-O Shrine.
E_B_A:
"Well these X-Rays revealed not only the source of your abdominal pains, but also those missing back issues of Sci Fi Magazine you were talking about..."
Artanas:
Then there was the day Barney took a bigger snort than usual... "Hi kids! I love you, you spank me. We'll all be much more happy-" *THUD*
Artanas:
"Piss on Tokyo? Sure, we all do!"
Artanas:
"Press the button! Hear Robot fart and spin! Order..." *BLAM*
Markamillion:
Dr. Smith is the Incredible Hulk!
E_B_A:
"What should I tell 'em Tinkerbell?" "More 'Lost in Space' or people will die."
Jazzsoda:
"Entrails? Alright! Mom, can I eat over at Billy's house tonight?"
keogh:
Curious, Alvin put 50 cents into the slot instead of a quarter. VOOM! 10 years later, they're still peeling his ass off the soda machine.
Occupant:
And then, out came a note that read "Stop throwing your garbage into our dimension."
Artanas:
Ah, Thanksgiving at the Yuzna home... joyous
JediClone:
Next up... idiots who do handstands in roller coasters. Hear the gutwrenching story of the brave Spatula Crew, after this break.
keogh:
"If the bird dies, change the channel."
Angel_Noir:
Then Sparky ate all the Glow Sticks. Bad dog!
E_B_A:
"Palmolive? You're drowning in it..."
RussThornton:
Yes, all sorts of strange items wash ashore at Lake Eerie.
Occupant:
I may not know art, but I know what I hate.
TravisBickle:
Secret autopsy photos of the lost "5th Teletubbie"
HanoverF:
Shown in reverse order so it looks like they are getting younger... sorry folks, it's in their contracts.
quickdraw:
"What does the Sci Fi Channel need to improve, Alex? Now I'll take Presidential Bimbos for $100"
Artanas:
Okay, yes, those are nipple clamps. What are you driving at?
Sivle:
"Ha, ha! Foolish mortals! Your bullets have little effect on Sci-Fi Cinematic Saturdays!"
Beedo:
Noob & Mrs. Saibot's wedding photo.
Mildred:
Vincent Price: "The Sci-Fi Logo is loose in the theather!!!!! Scream as loud as you can!!!!"
Generik:
Darth Maul awaits his comrades, Darth John, Darth George and Darth Ringo as they prepare to record the Black Album.
E_B_A:
And now, the black screengrab will perform some improv for you: "Okay... give me a color!" "BLACK!" "Good! Now a place?" "A COAL MINE!" "Perfect!"
Artanas:
Death, show her you care
E_B_A:
SciFi, in a blatant attempt to sell monitors to an unwitting public, has provided Scratch-N-Win screengrabs... enjoy!