Angel_Noir:
Although a heart and a brain were the most popular request, The Great and Powerful Oz kept a spare clitoris or two lying around just in case.
Tumbler:
"Hey guys, look where I found Bill ... Sue filed him under the letter W."
Artanas:
Betty and Her Amazing Colossal Purse now continues.
AgentQ:
Beck attends his father's funeral. "I...*sob*...I can't believe you're gone like a light with no filament, kick off your shoes and sink in the pavement..."
HanoverF:
The lowpoint of VR headsets? Not knowing when your co-workers have wheeled you away from your computer, and into the mens room.
Jazzsoda:
Oh, hey! I thought I'd never find the negatives from our bowling trip!
Artanas:
"Betty?" "Yes?" "Can I have my large intestine back now?" "No." "Okay then."
mrBuggles:
Whoo I'm beat. I must have abducted 15 people and mutilated 20 cows today.
E_B_A:
Michael Jackson and Elton John: from the "It was bound to happen" catagory.
JediClone:
Failed Supervillian #91: Baron Babushka
keogh:
"You see, Mr. Tyson? How the world would be different without you?" "So you're saying I should live again?" "No, I'm wondering what took you so long to die."
Muftak:
"Oh, of course I'm listening to you, dearest. .oO(That fern looks sooo tasty!)"
Artanas:
Fortunately, Miss Gibson failed to catch the bullet between her teeth *THUD*
E_B_A:
Harvey the Rabbit, next on an evening at the Improv...
Hippie:
Mom was in the middle of cooking the roses on the Chevy when Billy came out to tell her about the hospital people ariving.
TsarStepan:
The detective tried to handcuff 'Stubby,' but...
JediClone:
Today, on This Old Anime House, were going to convert this studio apartment into a 20 story, solar-powered, levitating corptorate megatower of doom, with 3 mecha garages and hot-and-cold-fusion-running androids!
Artanas:
"Todays weather. I'd be lying if I said it's going to be nice. Uh huh, it's going to rain ostriches and lepers. Now on to the 5 day forecast..."
Gnasche:
How many snorts does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Brakster:
Nobody likes Mary when she's 'Farting to the oldies.'
Hippie:
I can't come home for dinner, honey, I'm in a meeting--and one of the clients looks just like you! It's--huh? Pictures on my desk? Damn old head injury!
Hippie:
The Breakfast Club is back, and this time they've been framed for a crime they didn't commit!
Cerg:
"John! You take him off that gas burner RIGHT NOW!" "Kids need discipline Marge..."
Jazzsoda:
Hmmm, the extra-large soda WAS pretty big.. but then again this was going to be a pretty long movie.
D_Idaho:
The standup comedy of Beck Hanson.
Artanas:
"It's out sir." "Splendid! With no witnesses as well, nice work Niles." "Thank you sir."
HanoverF:
Today on Ezikiels Playhouse, Non-stop Butter Churning! Only on TV From Hell!
TravisBickle:
"Shut up, I'm trying to eat!" "Shut up, I'm trying to eat! Shut up, I'm trying to eat!" "Man, never get your doppelganger for a roomate."
E_B_A:
"Your honor. I move that we adjourn." "Why?" "I'm disintegrating." "Stuff and nonesense." "But your honor- it's... rue... 'm... grating... ick... uch..."
Shifter:
Oh my god, Santa IS real! But what's he doing to my donkey?
E_B_A:
Ezekiel sneaks a bit of the nose candy before he and his kin go to raise that barn.
E_B_A:
"Ahhh... I've climbed this mighty mountain in search of your wisdom oh great one..." "Wicky wicky! I'm the king of the cut on two turntables!"
cdevidal:
"To the bookmobile, Robin!"
Artanas:
Steven Segal... Mother Theresa... they're cops!
TravisBickle:
Attention passengers, if you look outside the left-hand side of the plane, you'll see a senile old man singing YMCA. Throw stuff at him, it's funny.
E_B_A:
"What? Oh THIS!? I fell on a concrete slab when I was 12 and they had to leave it or I suffer severe kidney damage. Hard to sleep on but ya get used to it..."
E_B_A:
"Ack! My guitar! With my best friend's banjo! Cheating swine!"
GotMilk:
Of course using human blood as a medium is illegal in most states.
E_B_A:
"Curses Gideon! how do you sneak your Bibles into my every hotel room!? I WILL NOT BE SWAYED BY YOUR HOLIER THAN THOU BIBLE SNEAKING!"
Seltaeb:
Barbara's sculpted wig of fudge fooled everybody... that is, until she spent a little too much time in front of the fireplace.
E_B_A:
"Sorry son... you're just no good at indoor javalin... son?"
JediClone:
Psst! The letter 3 is stalking me! Dont look at it! Just find me a safehouse, Ok.
Doctor_Doom:
Jack soon discovered thar stuffing a ferret in his shorts for stimulation was NOT a bright idea.
Hippie:
Man, what a night... did we play checkers? I'm gettin' weird flashes...
E_B_A:
"Hello... is this Preverse Carpentry Emporium? Okay... about the giant albino nipple I asked to be installed next to my doorway..."
Occupant:
The Plum Fairy Tabernacle Choir
E_B_A:
Failed Superheros #6554656: The Incredible Smurf "Don't get me Smurfy... you wouldn't like me when I'm Smurfy..."
Artanas:
"Hey folks, Satan's Penis here with a word about contraception. Love me love me!"
E_B_A:
"Oh... my teenage years? It was fun! I got to solve wierd mysteries with Fred and Daphne and Shaggie and Scoob! It was a blast!" "I see."
Shimmergloom:
Unfortunately, Bob was rather dumb, and was tricked into buying this notebook computer.
JoeAnthrax:
"Psst, Dad...Is it alright if I'm turned on by mom's cleavage." "Well, that'd make one of us..."
