E_B_A's Caption Gallery

E_B_A:

We now return to "Little Billy's Random Violence Marathon," only on the All-Violence-Channel! "Hi Mr. Johnson!" "Hi Billy!" *BLAM!* "Aaaaaugh..."

Shifter:

"As a matter of fact, wiseguy, my diploma *does* give me the right to inject your jugular with maple syrup."

Hippie:

A warrant was issued for Kris Kringle for robbing the Metropolitan Museum of Art when they discovered a sleigh on the premises.

Mr13:

"There are times in here at night, I like to fill my underwear with pudding, but I'm still one helluva phsychiatrist."

Prattman:

And that's my story! The camera's been stuck there ever since.

E_B_A6:

The hard part was convincing little Billy that it really WAS a thermometer...

E_B_A:

"Well here's the problem... not only has your ball fallen into this sand trap, but it's in the clutches of an irritable Japanese businessman..."

TravisBickle:

"I feel pretty... Oh so pretty..." "Um, the president needs to see you Mr. Hoover." "Gahh! Don't sneak up on me like that!"

E_B_A:

Suddenly, Ron Jeremy's leg hits the camera and what was a hardcore sex scene becomes an embaressing shot of the camera crew.

E_B_A:

"I'm a little teacup short and-" "Dad! Stop it! The neighbors are staring!" "Hush boy! Short and stout! Here is my handle..."

JoeCrow:

Shop-Vac, they're not just for the workshop anymore

MirandaRamsey:

"My God! Yes! You can sit in that chair if you want to! Heavens. And yes, I'll spank you. Just stop crying."

Klatuu:

So be it...Jedi. *ZAP!*

E_B_A:

"I know some women think it's necessary to see a gynocologist at this point but I find the leaves and twigs to be quite the conversation starter."

Jazzsoda:

"It's a beautiful day in the neigh-bor-hood, a beautiful day... say kids, let's see what I've caught in my bimbo net today, shall we? Well hell-o there!"

harryhood:

"Mom says they stay crunchy, even in milk." "Well, we both know that your mother is a lying whore, honey. Go help your brother."

E_B_A:

Cutter John discovered in love tryst with Milo Bloom. Opus the Penguin "horrified."

Hippie:

I hate cleaning up after Mr. Holmes' performances, but hey, it pays the bills.

Hippie:

Here's the problem with the car, Ted. Someone's taken the engine and replaced it with old luggage and a spare tire! *Tonight, on "Dumb Cops"...

E_B_A:

It's always fun to thumb through God's family photos.

ReynardTFox:

"Daddy, did Jenny really drop out high school?" "Yeah, son, but don't worry, she had good reason. Okay now, grab the pole, Jenny! Good! Now work it..."

Interocitor:

"Yeah, it's real nice, honey, but I'll never get my belt on if you don't shut the curtain."

Jazzsoda:

"Checkmate! "We're playing Othello." "Oh. Uhm, Col Mustard then."

kilroy105:

Our operater... (who ate the other operators...) is standing by...

HanoverF:

The newest member of the WWF, Daffy DuPont...watch out...he's armed.

TravisBickle:

When two Trekkers wrestle over the naked Denise Crosby photo spread, it's funny. When they strip down and add cream corn, it's scarring.

Katroz:

Ohhh CRAP! I can't find my pulse. Shoot! Aw, well... how 'bout another round of drinks?

TravisBickle:

"Damn you honey! That's the third facehugger this week!"

E_B_A:

Guess who just discovered alternate uses for the vacuum cleaner...

MadSigntist:

"...and that's where I removed my own spleen. ...and *that*s where I re-inserted it."

kooch:

The Wyoming Senior Prom.

MrTim:

"Psst! Hey, Invisible Man, wanna give me some backup here before they find out this is just a water pistol?"

E_B_A:

Failed Superheros #76: "Vouyer Boy"

skratchpikl:

"So nice to be here on the front porch with you fabulous people." "Put that thing away and mow the lawn." "Come on Ma! Save the requests for later in my act!"

E_B_A:

Am I the only one who noticed Satan's penis dangling from the neon lights and spraying Cheez Whiz in her hair? Or at least, I HOPE that's Cheez Whiz. *SHIVERS*

Occupant:

Ninja Lesson #2: Repeat over and over "I am a shrub. I am a shrub" Everyone will be fooled.

E_B_A:

Next on Jim Bruer Playhouse, Jim does his Joe Pesci for about three hours straight while the cast and crew light up the torches and grab the pitchforks.