"Looking good Benji, those steroids are doing you dandy."

And sanity as well... looks like the flowers are telling him to kill again.

Got the NyQuil. Let's see, dosage, dosage, dosage... here we are. One tablespoon, sleep. Two tablespoons, sleep hard. Three tablespoons, see God. Cool!

But enough about her bikini line, let's discuss the dog.

Tonight on Interstellar Alliance Bloopers An Practical Jokes... "Ha ha ha! G'Kar, you sick bastard!"

It's legal to grow it, it's legal to sell it... and get this, if you get stopped by the cops, it's illegal for them to search you.

Diagnosis : Your tie is too tight, moron!!!!

"What is Zovirax? How would I know? I can barely remember where I live..."

"I had the weirdest dream that I had a midget stapled to my back."

Sandwiches will never be the same.

"I love you, Mary..." "I love you, John..." "John, who the hell is John?" "Oh, sorry, Chris." "Chris?! Who the hell is Chris?!" "Ralph?" "RALPH?!"

That's what I prescripted for ya... one of 'em ought to make you feel better.

o/'... Everybody was Ebola sharin'... dididididiTHUD'...