quickdraw:
So, is it really good for your flowers?
AAAron333:
On really heavy days, I just like to put the whole box in...I feel safer that way.
E_B_A:
But their radio commercial's slogan "It's In Ept!" was a dismal failure.
Jazzsoda:
"After our blind taste test between Liquid Plumber, Pepto-Bismol and new Comet, those that survived all preferred Pepto-Bismol!"
Occupant:
Well, I'm all packed! Denny's, here we come!
kikboxgirl:
"'Cause kids say the darndest things when they're drunk..."
Meldrick:
There was a surprising demand for the new disease-causing breakfast cereal.
E_B_A:
And now a quick look at Boy George's DNA...
quickdraw:
You can put it on your dentures or you can snort it.
Hippie:
Name three villians from the upcoming new Star Wars films?
HanoverF:
The newsletter for the Jack Frost Victim Soceity
HanoverF:
Drug of the Month Club? No wonder them Sheen boys been staying out of the news!
HanoverF:
"I had a hard day mom, better make it a double."
Shaft:
Scientists discovered a Jurassic Bold Helvetica San Serif font encased in amber.
Hippie:
And now let's look at things from Robert Downey Jr.'s point of view...
