kilroy105:
On the good ship Jiffy Pop
E_B_A:
Bill was too busy struggling to open the jar of pickles and missed the sudden appearance of Christ in the control room.
Agent13:
"Who- glued- the- ballon- to- my- ass?"
EnochF:
They've been traveling through space in the Cat in the Hat?
Cerg:
"Mommy? What are those goats doing?" "hey're telling secrets." "Gee, daddy tells the maid secrets all the time then..."
Occupant:
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
questor:
Might I interest you in a tribble?
mrsarkastik:
They always miss the Ayatollah's stop...
Mr13:
(sung to Stairway to Heaven:) "Im a man from Iraq and Im never going back, and I'm buying a 7-11."
MirandaRamsey:
"OOPS. ME FORGET GENTLE PRESSURE AGAIN."
bugwber:
"But I'm not that kind of doctor. It's a PhD in Euclidian Geomotry and 17th Century Flemish Tapestry. You need a cardiologist. I don't know any." *thunk!*
E_B_A:
"Okay Will Robinson, Col. Klink, and robot. You have one full minute to grab all the money you can... start the fans."