"'Damp losers apply within' Yep, this is the place."

Alas, Lucky's Charms were discovered in the cavity search. Deportation to Ireland is always painful.

I'll show you a good time, I promise! I have a tongue 12" long and I can breathe through my ears!

King Feces addresses his subjects.

"You're picking up HBO? Gimme that thing!"

"Mmmm hmmmm... those steaks smell great Dr. Smith!" "Steaks? Er, yes..." "Have you seen Will and the robot?"

The Godzilla/Taco Bell tie-in advertising had unpleasent results...

The robot shows Will a little snippet of what he taped mom and dad doing last night.

I bet you count that high for all the girls.

Bill was pretty sure a bong didn't have the words "fire extinguisher" on it but he didn't want to look bad in front of the other guys so...

"Robot's coming over! Hold on tight or we'll lose this round of Red Rover!"

"It's something in the atmosphere... it's casuing delirium... insanity even... what do you think Earl?" "I'm a little teapot! Short and stout!"