Mr13:
"The Governor of Arkansas would like to know if you want to have some...'Lays.'"
NurseNoir:
Not sufficient legal reason for drawing, quartering and eating your neighbor...
treefrog:
That is an insult to psychos everywhere.
Meldrick:
Well, I usually pay top dollar for my child slave labor but since he's free I'll take him even with the deformity.
screaming_fist:
News Flash: Blimpie Owner Eats Arm by mistake. Still stands by his product's tastiness.
E_B_A:
Having his right hand surgically removed and replaced with a pizza seemed like a good idea at the time, but later became a curse.
HanoverF:
I don't know about you but it seems everytime I go to a movie there's a kid sitting behind me kicking my seat and spilling his ectoplasm on me
Cerg:
Erkel had annoyed him once too often, but he went great with a fine red sauce...
AgentQ:
Meanwhile, children starve in the streets. God bless America.
Angel_Noir:
It was always so embarrasing when wack DJs were busted by E_B_A's "That Ain't a Turntable You Scratchin' On Squad."
amycamus:
"Hey! These chips have bones!"
E_B_A:
"Dave, your mission, should you choose to except it, is to rub out a certain red-haired, pig-tailed young lady named 'Wendy.'"
Jazzsoda:
Poor kid. Doesn't even know he's eating Pooh Bear.
Occupant:
Gilbert Gotfried reveals himself to be a closet Chiquita banana
Artanas:
Survey says : lost finger
Angel_Noir:
"Time to make the body snatching pods..."
cscott:
For something a little different, serve Flubber with your meal...
scicle:
"The matter compression machine is a success! Look Frank, it's your sub from Subway."
