AmishGuy:
Thank God I found this tree! I really had to go!
zombiewoof:
Which is ironic, since most of their employees only work there because they were downsized.
HanoverF:
Like oil and water... or is that nitro and glycerine?
Pazuzu:
Mmmm mmmm, eyelids
HanoverF:
Or as we like to call it, I Can't believe it's not Beef Lips and Pigs knuckles
Artanas:
Behold the power of ignorance
E_B_A:
I thought it meant the rice was very small.
Artanas:
Well, sure it is, what with all those skull fragments from his head
E_B_A:
"Yep. Richard was workin' away at the old Nestle factory like any other day when he slipped and BOOM! Now we gotta hold his funeral at 7-11. *sniff!*"
E_B_A:
Fastfood drive-thru skiing. A short-lived fad. And I do mean SHORT-LIVED. Ouch.
darkvortex:
'Embarassing bed pan stains making your home look like a county hospital?'
demanufacture:
...with ribbed Trojans.
Kilroy105:
"We secretly replaced this can of Folgers with Folgers... lety's see if coffee drinkers can tell the difference..."
shatter_bugs:
Peel away your vegetables to reveal the alien larvae underneath.
Hippie:
*snap* My leg! Curses! But you can't stop Breaded Cheese Man, only slow him down!
