E_B_A:
Laura's brain came with a pull string and five exciting phrases!
MirandaRamsey:
When I think of me, I mutilate myself in a horrible and unspeakable fashion. (I love that song.)
E_B_A:
Roger found all sorts of side benefits to prolonged use of Instagone.
I DON'T GET IT!
darkvortex:
Only the finest product recieve the Mother Theresa seal of Quality...ie. Mother Theresa Home Pregnacy test, Mother Theresa Home Famine Kit
Hippie:
It's legal to grow it, it's legal to sell it... and get this, if you get stopped by the cops, it's illegal for them to search you.
I DON'T GET IT!
E_B_A:
Wow. Okay, I'll try it, but I'll feel wierd rubbing a brochure up and down my face.
Cleo256:
Well no wonder Johnny's armpits smell terrible and his arms smell like Old Spice.
E_B_A:
"That's right folks! Set it on 'Delicate,' toss the little suckers in, and when the timer goes off! Voila! Dry baby! Not legal in some states!"
questor:
Karen Carpenter autopsy photos.
E_B_A:
Just a spoonfool of Rodman helps the medicine go down.
ZaphodBeeblebrox:
How Monica Lewinsky eats a Reeses...
Artanas:
o/'... Everybody was Ebola sharin'... dididididiTHUD'...