Artanas:
But you're souls aren't, I bet
AgentQ:
Which makes sense, considering how cheap the experience will make you feel.
E_B_A:
But we're betting both hands are not.
Occupant:
This girl is easy.
Cerg:
"Well, I just don't see how quantum theory can account for the electron's change in angular momentum...hang on. I've got a call. What are you wearing big boy..."
Artanas:
Mitzy always wondered why she heard the ocean when cupping her ear.
Shifter:
What with only half a brain, Janet finds that her head can get a little lopsided at times.
Shifter:
Ah, now THAT'S how I like my women... lobotomized and stacked in a corner...
TravisBickle:
We just glued her hand to her head. Ready for some fun? Watch her spin around in a circle and try to gnaw it off at the wrist.
E_B_A:
"Steamy Nights in Auschwitz," next week on Poorly Researched Theatre.
I DON'T GET IT!
Occupant:
Jazzsoda:
Yeah, but I don't think I really want big cartoon letters to spell out "FART" every time I have a little lapse in etiquette.
E_B_A:
For girls suffering from whiplash, press #5 now...
Hippie:
When you absolutely positively have to get your porn on the go...
Occupant:
For armpit fetishists, press 5 now.
