WikiMsting/Episode 2
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The Film
Since the final vote was 1 to 1 and I forgot to vote, I'm using the producer's perogative and we're going with the coffee movie. We may have to trim some of it out, so any thoughts on how to pick what to cut are welcome. The other candidates that had mostly positive comments will be back in thenext round, and more round three candidates can be suggested on the discussion tab. --GersonK 14:28, 8 January 2007 (EST)
- This Is Coffee 11:56
YouTube part 1 YouTube part 2 Viddler, all in one
A lot of overblown narration about coffee and extracting that precious flavor from "the closed fist of the bean". May be tough to get a riff in edgewise at some points.
Comments: I thought the first half was pretty good, but as it continues on with variation after variation on "Here's *another* way to make coffee! Like the previous 43 ways, it involves coffee ... and water", I think the opportunities for interesting riffs will be limited.--YibbleGuy 23:00, 3 January 2007 (EST)
I'm leaning between this one and Dial, though I haven't watched Leisure Time yet. For me, the how to make coffee section was any more repetitive than the how to dial section, and we could lose one of the last two methods (probably drip) just as easily as part of the dialing instructions.
--GersonK 01:38, 4 January 2007 (EST)
The Script
Add your riffs below. Include lines and actions from the movie in {}. Making it clear what a riff is in response to is as helpful (or moreso) than a timestamp, especially since some people are using the split version on YouTube. Everybody who adds a riff will get credited (onscreen or on the page description) based on the page history. Make a note if you want to be credited with something other than your capper/wiki handle. You can also add your riffs directly onto the video's timeline at viddler. If you don't want to sign up for an account, contact Gerson to get the password to the WikiMsting account.
00:05 {music plays, clock ticks} "You can come out of the isolation booth now!" ---- Pumaman2o
[and I am using the youtube version which seems to be 14 seconds slower than the times YibbleGuy is using here]
00:16 {Shot of sleeping androgyne in eyemask} "It's time to play 'Guess that Gender'! The blindfold is in place, and would our mystery guest sign in please!"--YibbleGuy 09:47, 13 January 2007 (EST)
00:24 {Alarm goes off} o/~ Wake up and smell the caffeine in your bank account --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)
00:37 [As soon as woman's foot appears] HONEY WEST! --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)
00:37 {woman walks down the stairs to the beat of the jazzy music} "Everyone should have a full horn section around to play your theme music" ---- Pumaman2o
00:55 {the jazzy theme switches slightly to more jazz and we see instant coffee being made} "Peter Gunn's coffee is made" --- Pumaman2o
01:02 {Third spoonfull into pot, plenty of grounds are visible on the counter} Uhh miss? Miss, you're spilling it. --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)
1:10 {"Is this coffee?"} [Confused] Umm, yes? {"No!"} [Momentarily convinced] Ok. Wait, what? {"This is coffee"} [Lost] Huhnh? --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)
1:15 {"Is this coffee? Why, no--THIS is coffee"} "I thought Pam Grier was Coffy."--YibbleGuy 19:14, 8 January 2007 (EST)
1:19 {Over "The Coffee Brewing Institute presents"} In asociation with the RAND Corporation --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)
1:41 {... caught in the closed fist of the bean, freed then by ...} "... the 13th Amendment."--YibbleGuy 18:53, 10 January 2007 (EST)
01:47 {"..consumed in the hundreds of millions of cupfuls each day"} And that's just counting Dave Foley {can we come up with a more infamous coffee drinker?} --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)
2:09 {"From tree ..."} o/` "... to shining tree." o/`--YibbleGuy 17:28, 12 January 2007 (EST)
2:11 {shot of single male bean picker} "Juan Valdez's not so smarter brother" ----- Pumaman2o
2:24 {two men pouring beans into a sack} (guy on right) 'Hey Earl, we can have a sack race later' ---Pumaman2o
2:26 {"... to which the talents of millions of men are devoted during their lifetime."} "The *women* we showed slaving away in the previous shot are secondary, unimportant creatures."--YibbleGuy 17:32, 12 January 2007 (EST)
3:27 (viddler version) {pictures from Paris "... A dream expressed in Cafe Au Lait" } "ole" ---Pumaman2o
3:25 {"Half coffee and half hot milk"} "...and all evil!" --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)
3:25 {"Half coffee and half hot milk"} "...and half cheese!" --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)
3:50 {"The music of old Vienna--in a cup!"} "Puree of Mozart."--YibbleGuy 18:49, 10 January 2007 (EST)
4:09 {"The mystery of Istanbul ... in Turkish coffee."} "Midnight Expresso."--YibbleGuy 19:45, 8 January 2007 (EST)
4:37 {"... water, coffee, time"} o/` "Are you goin' to Scarborough Fair?/ Parsley, Water, Coffee, and Time .... " o/'--YibbleGuy 19:52, 8 January 2007 (EST)
4:54 {"The beginning is the coffeepot."} "And the Word was with the coffeepot. And the Word was the coffeepot."--YibbleGuy 18:56, 10 January 2007 (EST)
5:20 {"To make a good cup of coffee, your coffee maker must be clean"} "As must your soul"
5:24 {"Free from all remembrances of that last pot of coffee"} "And the Oscar goes to ... Charlie Kaufman, for 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Coffeemaker'!"--YibbleGuy 19:58, 8 January 2007 (EST)
5:29 {"Ready to begin its work anew--fresh, and really clean!"} "Much like a freshly douched vagina."--YibbleGuy 20:01, 8 January 2007 (EST)
5:43 {"Too much? Or too little?"} "Because 'just right' is simply not an option."--YibbleGuy 20:03, 8 January 2007 (EST)
5:51 {weirdly overemphatic "How Long"} "How long, O Lord, how long! THY WICKEDNESS IS A SNARE UNTO ME, BABYLON!"--YibbleGuy 20:13, 8 January 2007 (EST)
5:57 {"But yet, there *is* only one correct way."} "But, the Bhagavad-Gita says that there are *many* ways within the one way." --YibbleGuy 20:16, 8 January 2007 (EST)
6:45 {"One level CBI measure per cup."} "Followed by 'CBI: Miami', on most of these CBS stations."--YibbleGuy 18:23, 9 January 2007 (EST)
7:32 {"And, well--*watch*.} "And, well--*bite me*."--YibbleGuy 19:01, 10 January 2007 (EST)
7:37 {"The third element is time"} "The Fifth Element is a pretty cheesy movie."
7:58 {"The taste of coffee heightens and increases until all that is good has been extracted"} "Like my marriage" [The narrator makes two or three more statements along this line, maybe we could repeat "Like my marriage" for them all?]
8:18 {"From these grounds, there remains nothing more to gain but bitterness."} "But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow these grounds." --YibbleGuy 20:28, 8 January 2007 (EST)
8:50 {"... is poured--still boiling--over the coffee."} "And if the coffee had nerve endings, it would probably say something like 'AAAAUUUUGGGH! AAAAUUUGGGH! AAUUUUGGGGH!'."--YibbleGuy 19:09, 10 January 2007 (EST)
9:09 {"It should take only four to six minutes."} "Great! That's enough time for me to have sex. Twice!"--YibbleGuy 21:46, 11 January 2007 (EST)
9:12 {"In the vacuum method ..."} "... your coffee sucks." --YibbleGuy 20:31, 8 January 2007 (EST)
9:36 {The vacuum thingy is lifted up. A string is dangling from its tube.} "If the vacuum device is menstruating, make sure its tampon string is easily accessible."--YibbleGuy 19:13, 10 January 2007 (EST)
9:37 {"The time?"} "A band led by Morris Day that appeared in the film 'Purple Rain'."--YibbleGuy 20:34, 8 January 2007 (EST)
9:46 {Coffee boils up} In fear and hot coffee, man is born.
9:59 {"That's all there is."} "I'm Peggy Lee." --YibbleGuy 20:35, 8 January 2007 (EST)
10:05 {"Like all good secrets, its simplicity is its magic."} "The Manhattan Project, for example."--YibbleGuy 17:47, 12 January 2007 (EST)
11:21 {"Coffee--sending its glow into our lives around the clock."} "Because it induces insomnia."--YibbleGuy 18:19, 12 January 2007 (EST)
12:17 {"A simple thing, easy to attain."} "Like Lindsay Lohan."--YibbleGuy 21:00, 9 January 2007 (EST)
12:21 {"Well made, and well enjoyed."} "Like Lindsay Lohan."--YibbleGuy 21:00, 9 January 2007 (EST)
12:25 {closing words "... a GOOD cup, of GOOD coffee."} "Good grief." "Good riddance." [James Brown voice] "Good God!" [George Burns voice] "Good night, Gracie."--YibbleGuy 19:26, 10 January 2007 (EST)
12:25 {after the last riff} "And Goodnight, Mrs Calabash, where ever you are" (a la Jimmy Durante) ---Pumaman2o
The People
This project is all about shared labor via the internet. Wee! Here's a rough breakdown of the jobs that need to be performed, and who's volunteered to do them:
The Voters (anybody who registers here) - The people who vote on the movie to be riffed, and pick the lines that actually go in The Writers (anybody who registers here) - The people who actually write the riffs The Script Editor (1 or 2 people with help from all) - Responsible for making sure the script is in a usable form - eg people can add lines, it's clear when and how lines are to be read, any riffs that interefere with each other are identified. GersonK will do this if nobody else will The Talent (2 to 6(?) people) - The people who actually perform the script. GersonK, Matteus. and tinaw have volunteered for this phase. Ability to record and upload your work is very helpful. The Video Editor - Squeezes the raw movie and the talent's lines into a final product. GersonK has volunteered. The Producer - Makes sure that everything happens. GersonK will do this if nobody else will
The Timeline
(All dates subject to change)
- 1/7/7 - Voting on the film closes. Who knows what hour exactly.
- 1/8/7 - Writing begins. Somebody (probably the producer) uploads the unriffed film to YouTube.
- 1/21/7 - Last day to add riffs
- 1/22/7 - After competing lines are identified (by The Script Editor, hopefully with input from the writers) voting on lines begins
- 1/29/7 - Based on voting, The Script Editor creates a shooting script. The Producer assigns lines to the Talent, based on their input.
- 2/4/7 - Talent should have sent all audio files to the Video Editor
Shortly thereafter, the Video Editor uploads the final product to a public site, and we start over.
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