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Writing as one of his components, I may appropriately mention that though he is a man (so far, as of Round Robin story # 10), he is not 100 % married, was born on at least 4 different days of the year, has a great many residences all over the United States  from coast to coast, and probably makes in excess of $200,000 US dollars a year. ( - Ladies please note. )
 
Writing as one of his components, I may appropriately mention that though he is a man (so far, as of Round Robin story # 10), he is not 100 % married, was born on at least 4 different days of the year, has a great many residences all over the United States  from coast to coast, and probably makes in excess of $200,000 US dollars a year. ( - Ladies please note. )
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{{caption|The_Mighty_Shat.jpg|meQal|(to the tune of Queen's "Flash's Theme")
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o/`...Shat - Ah - Smarmer of the universe
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Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us
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Shat - Ah - Lord of the Smarm
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He's for ev'ry one of us
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Smarms for ev'ry one of us
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He'll smarm with a mighty smirk
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Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child
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With a mighty Shat
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Shat - Ah
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Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us
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Just a man with a super human smarm
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He knows nothing but smarm
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But he can never fail
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No one but the pure smarm
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May find the golden smarm oh oh oh oh
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Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us o/` }}

Revision as of 22:28, 4 June 2006

A special example of a captioning handle, used at the website Wasting Precious Time. The handle 'Shatner' identifies a varied team of cappers who produce a Round Robin story by taking turns at contributing one image + a caption for it, the various texts of these being continuous enough in content to make a unitary story.

Shatner's style is rather fantastical, surreal, disorganized, and sometimes somewhat improper.

Writing as one of his components, I may appropriately mention that though he is a man (so far, as of Round Robin story # 10), he is not 100 % married, was born on at least 4 different days of the year, has a great many residences all over the United States from coast to coast, and probably makes in excess of $200,000 US dollars a year. ( - Ladies please note. )


(to the tune of Queen's "Flash's Theme") o/`...Shat - Ah - Smarmer of the universe Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us Shat - Ah - Lord of the Smarm He's for ev'ry one of us Smarms for ev'ry one of us He'll smarm with a mighty smirk Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child With a mighty Shat Shat - Ah Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us Just a man with a super human smarm He knows nothing but smarm But he can never fail No one but the pure smarm May find the golden smarm oh oh oh oh Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us o/`
meQal
(to the tune of Queen's "Flash's Theme")

o/`...Shat - Ah - Smarmer of the universe

Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us

Shat - Ah - Lord of the Smarm

He's for ev'ry one of us

Smarms for ev'ry one of us

He'll smarm with a mighty smirk

Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child

With a mighty Shat

Shat - Ah

Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us

Just a man with a super human smarm

He knows nothing but smarm

But he can never fail

No one but the pure smarm

May find the golden smarm oh oh oh oh

Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us o/`