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Writing as one of his components, I may appropriately mention that though he is a man (so far, as of Round Robin story # 10), he is not 100 % married, was born on at least 4 different days of the year, has a great many residences all over the United States  from coast to coast, and probably makes in excess of $200,000 US dollars a year. ( - Ladies please note. )
 
Writing as one of his components, I may appropriately mention that though he is a man (so far, as of Round Robin story # 10), he is not 100 % married, was born on at least 4 different days of the year, has a great many residences all over the United States  from coast to coast, and probably makes in excess of $200,000 US dollars a year. ( - Ladies please note. )
 
 
{{caption|The_Mighty_Shat.jpg|meQal|(to the tune of Queen's "Flash's Theme")
 
 
o/`...Shat - Ah - Smarmer of the universe
 
 
Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us
 
 
Shat - Ah - Lord of the Smarm
 
 
He's for ev'ry one of us
 
 
Smarms for ev'ry one of us
 
 
He'll smarm with a mighty smirk
 
 
Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child
 
 
With a mighty Shat
 
 
Shat - Ah
 
 
Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us
 
 
Just a man with a super human smarm
 
 
He knows nothing but smarm
 
 
But he can never fail
 
 
No one but the pure smarm
 
 
May find the golden smarm oh oh oh oh
 
 
Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us o/` }}
 

Latest revision as of 22:33, 4 June 2006

A special example of a captioning handle, used at the website Wasting Precious Time. The handle 'Shatner' identifies a varied team of cappers who produce a Round Robin story by taking turns at contributing one image + a caption for it, the various texts of these being continuous enough in content to make a unitary story.

Shatner's style is rather fantastical, surreal, disorganized, and sometimes somewhat improper.

Writing as one of his components, I may appropriately mention that though he is a man (so far, as of Round Robin story # 10), he is not 100 % married, was born on at least 4 different days of the year, has a great many residences all over the United States from coast to coast, and probably makes in excess of $200,000 US dollars a year. ( - Ladies please note. )