Shatner (the capper)
A special example of a captioning handle, used at the website Wasting Precious Time. The handle 'Shatner' identifies a varied team of cappers who produce a Round Robin story by taking turns at contributing one image + a caption for it, the various texts of these being continuous enough in content to make a unitary story.
Shatner's style is rather fantastical, surreal, disorganized, and sometimes somewhat improper.
Writing as one of his components, I may appropriately mention that though he is a man (so far, as of Round Robin story # 10), he is not 100 % married, was born on at least 4 different days of the year, has a great many residences all over the United States from coast to coast, and probably makes in excess of $200,000 US dollars a year. ( - Ladies please note. )
o/`...Shat - Ah - Smarmer of the universe
Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us
Shat - Ah - Lord of the Smarm
He's for ev'ry one of us
Smarms for ev'ry one of us
He'll smarm with a mighty smirk
Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child
With a mighty Shat
Shat - Ah
Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us
Just a man with a super human smarm
He knows nothing but smarm
But he can never fail
No one but the pure smarm
May find the golden smarm oh oh oh oh
Shat - Ah - He'll smarm ev'ry one of us o/`