Talk:RodRocket

My Personal Best

RodRocket "You'll call me, right, Jim?"

RodRocket "Okay! Who forgot to put up a new roll of toilet paper???"

RodRocket "Clamato. Chug it. All of it."

RodRocket "Li'l Smokies? I love Li'l Smokies! Do you have any cheese samples, too?"

RodRocket "At the tone, Federation Standard Time will be -- seven -- fifty-six -- and ten seconds." *ping*

RodRocket "Ah, but I didn't fart! I merely willed one into existence!"

RodRocket Lincoln Enterprises NEW ITEM! The "Major Kira" inflatable love doll, deluxe model with three cyberskin love passages. Renewable hymen allows you go "where no man has gone before" over and over! Bajoran lingerie and Nana Visitor sex talk CD sold separately.

RodRocket "And the Eleventh Commandment! Thou shalt be excellent to one another, and.... party on, dudes!"

RodRocket Egad! Frankie Avalon is working without Annette!

RodRocket THE MIRACLE U.F.O. DIET THAT SAVED FRANK SINATRA'S MARRIAGE

RodRocket B'Wana Bill's Cartoon Safari, with Jungle Judy, and Scoots the native guide

RodRocket o/`"Said I'm standin' next to that

kookie mountain!

Going to chop that down with the edge of my hand,

Jack!"o/`

RodRocket "We caught these two trying to escape the Neverland Compound, Mr. Jackson!"

RodRocket Bill Maher's secret double life, revealed in this week's Star!

RodRocket "I was a card carrying, fully paid up member of the Playboy Club for twenty freakin' YEARS! And then, one day, BLAM! They closed them all! They - closed - them - ALL!!! NO! No, no, no, Hooters just ain't a substitute! Those wings taste crappy, and they serve such small portions!"

RodRocket "Can you feel them, too? Like, have you ever felt up Marilyn Monroe?"

RodRocket "Sometimes, I tell people I'm Huey Lewis, and that I killed everyone in the News. I don't know, I guess I get bored."

RodRocket Roger Moore IS Madeline!

RodRocket "Shaggy and Scooby? They O.D.'d. Landlord found them dead in front of the TV. Daphne and Velma hooked up, left for the Dinah Shore Golf Tournament, and never came back. I started drinking, and wound up trading the Mystery Machine for a bottle of Thunderbird. Hanna-Barbera won't return my calls. You got a quarter you can spare?"

RodRocket "Couldn't we just kill them, Mike? Then fuck and make some new ones? Start fresh, you know?"

RodRocket Ray Charles starring in BLIND RAGE

RodRocket "What do you mean, Peter Allen was gay? He was married to Liza!"

RodRocket o/`"Moonraker, I'm the man,

the man with a spacey touch,

a racy touch.... such a

tune faker, beckons you

to enter my web of sin!

So, please come in!

Lunar words I will pour in your ear,

but my lies keep the flies off your beer!

For a lunar girl

knows when I've kissed her...

It's the kiss of DEATH

from Mister

Moonraker......"o/`

RodRocket "I just wish you kids were old enough so I could show you the line of edible adult toys we're working on. The cherry flavored Everloving Cocksuckers are AMAZING! And they taste great."

RodRocket "We have ways of making you Vogue!

RodRocket *CHOKE* "We TOLD her to take that damn condom off her eye when she was driving!"

RodRocket "Schlomo, the Sheriff tells me you're the only Moil west o' the Pecos."

RodRocket "This Temple ain't big enough for two rabbis, Moishe. Nu?"

RodRocket "What? Eat that stale banana muffin? Bist meshugeh, Miss Fein? A broch tsu dir, you alteh machashaifeh! Dershtikt zolstu veren! Besides, es brent mir ahfen hartz...."

RodRocket "And then Goldfinger saysh, 'No, Mishter Bond, I exshpect you to DIE!' What a card!"

RodRocket "Don't buy a vowel! Where do they get these idiots?"

RodRocket "I'm Rosie fuckin' O'Donnell! Laugh, you bastards!!!"