PrezGAR

Meet the Cappers

• Handle: PrezGAR
• Real Name: Classified
• D.O.B.: An undisclosed date in the early 1970s
• Occupation: n/a
• Marital Status: Single in the real world
• Kids: unknown
• Handle Origin: Prez - President; GAR - Gold Any Ranger. Stems from an eWrestling fed and RPG, where the character Gold Any Ranger is President of the eFed.
• Alternate Handle(s): Crowmeus, PrezGARfieldTheCat, PrezGARgoyle, YukonGARnelius
• You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later

Personal info

A capper of mystery, PrezGAR was born and raised in an undisclosed area of the American Midwest.

Began capping in the mid 1990s. First capping experiences were Transformer and Bionic 6 in the morning. First regular prime time capping was SeaQuest.

Has possibly the largest list of Capper Crushes of any Capper.

Developer of Crush Therapy, a technique where positive mental images involving a Capper and one or more of their Crushes is used to help combat negative mental images or generally bad days.

Creator of the Capper Crush Chronicles, a fanfic series inspired by TheGrayZombie's Capper Chronicles, and focused on Crushes more than the Cappers themselves.

Capper Persona

In the world of the Cappers, PrezGAR lives outside of Anywhere, USA, in his magnificent GARamid. Other residents include the Ranger Crushes, lions Morris and Mercy, Singe'r the gold dragon, Phillip K. Duck, and Theodore the sturgeon.

PrezGAR often saves the world, using a variety of MeGARzords, and other golden paraphenalia.

He employs a series of nameless Lackeys, who often meet unfortunate fates for correcting him.

In early 2006, PrezGAR followed the example set by TheGrayZombie and took in a foster son. Making his debut on Oscar Night, Francis Norbert "Franky" Stein, aka Frankenstein's monster, has quickly become Jason Leopold Voorhees' best friend.

Capper Crushes

PrezGAR collects Crushes the way other Cappers might collect stamps or coins. He has them sorted into several categories.

Power Ranger Crushes

To qualify, an actress must have been a regular on any incarnation of Power Rangers for at least one season.

• Amy Jo Johnson
• Catherine Sutherland
• Tracy Lynn Cruz
• Cerina Vincent
• Alison MacInnis
• Kate Sheldon
• Alyson Kiperman
• Sally Martin
• Katrina Browne
• Katrina Devine
• Alycia Purrott
• Antonia Prebble
• Caitlin Murphy
• Anna Hutchison
• Holly Shanahan
• Sarah Thomison
• Rose McIver
• Adelaide Kane
• Olivia Tennet
• Britanny Anne Pirtle

Live Action Crushes

• Allison Mack
• Christina Ricci
• Denise Richards
• Erica Durance
• Jennifer Love Hewitt
• Jessica Biel
• Keira Knightley
• Kirsten Dunst
• Natalie Portman
• Carrie Fisher (as Slave Leia)
• Linda Cardellini
• Alexa Vega
• Hayden Panettiere
• Anna Popplewell
• Kaley Cuoco
• Summer Glau
• Daniela Ruah
• Carla Gugino
• Paige Hemmis
• Alessandra Torresoni
• Alexandra Daddrio
• Alison Haislip
• Autumn Reeser
• Blair Butler
• Brenda Song
• Emma Watson
• Grace Park
• Jessica Alba
• Kari Byron
• Micehlle Rodriguez
• Megan Fox
• Mila Kunis
• Olivia Munn
• Sarah Brown
• Scarlet Johannsen
• Yvonne Strahovski

Animated/Illustrated Crushes

• Princess Jasmine (Aladdin)
• Hello Nurse (Animaniacs)
• Princess Lana (Captain N: The Gamemaster)
• Linka (Captain Planet)
• Crystal Kane (Centurions)
• Jasmine (Conan The Adventurer)
• Lt. Nara Burns (EXO-Squad)
• Kylie Griffin (Extreme Ghostbusters)
• Elisa Maza (Gargoyles)
• Viper (Jackie Chan Adventures)
• Teela (Masters of the Universe)
• Agent Elle (Men In Black: The Series)
• Nefer-Tina (Mummies Alive)
• Tula (The Pirates of Dark Water)
• Jessie (Pokemon)
• Lynne Minmei (Robotech)
• Lady Frenzy (BOTS Master)
• SteelHeart (Silverhawks)
• Mary-Jane Watson (Spider-Man)
• Chun Li (Street Fighter II)
• Lois Lane (Superman)
• April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
• Princess Ariel (Thundarr the Barbarian)
• Cheetara (Thundercats)
• Princess Allura (Voltron)
• Voodoo (Wild C.A.T.S.)
• Shadowkat/Kitty Pryde (X-Men)
• Mai Valentine (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
• Tea Gardner (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
• Invisible Woman (Fantastic Four)
• Fairchild (Gen13)
• Fire (Justice League)
• Power Girl (Justice League Europe)
• She-Hulk (Savage She-Hulk)
• Starfire (Teen Titans)
• Boom Boom (X-Force)
• Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury)
• Psylocke (X-Men)
• Alexis Rhodes (Yu-Gi-Oh GX)
• Akiza (Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds)
• Mina Simington (Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds)
• Bulma (DragonBall/Dragon Ball Z)
• Charmcaster (Ben 10/Ben 10 Alien Force/Ben 10 Ultimate Alien)
• Haley Smith (American Dad)

Crushes in Waiting

These actresses/characters are not yet 18, and thus, do not get the benefits of full Crush status.

• Ahsoka Tano (First animated Crush in Waiting)
• Gwen Tennyson (Ben 10 Alien Force/Ben 10 Ultimate Alien)
• Meg Griffin (Family Guy)
• Miss Martian (Young Justice)

Probationary Crushes

These actresses have not achieved full Crush status, but are close to achieveing it.

• Uma Thurman
• Naomi Watts

Suspended Crushes

These actresses have lost their Crush status due to relationships with pretty boy actors.

• Angelina Jolie
• Jennifer Garner

Released Crushes

Actresses who lost Crush Status for various reasons.

• Lindsay Lohan (Personal problems)

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