WikiMsting/Episode 2/Script

Part 1

00:05 {music plays, clock ticks} Tina: "You can come out of the isolation booth now!"

00:07 {leaky faucet} Matt: "10:15 on a Saturday night" --Matteus 14 Jan

00:16 {Shot of sleeping androgyne in eyemask} Jazz: "It's time to play 'Guess that Gender'! The blindfold is in place, and would our mystery guest sign in please!" --YibbleGuy 09:47, 13 January 2007 (EST)

00:24 {Alarm goes off} Gerson: o/~ Wake up and smell the caffeine in your bank account --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)

00:29 (ringing continues) Tina: "She better answer her phone" (hand grabs clock) "oh" -- Matteus

00:37 [As soon as woman's foot appears] Matt: HONEY WEST! --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)

00:37 {woman walks down the stairs to the beat of the jazzy music} Jazz: "Everyone should have Brian Setzer around to play your theme music" ---- Pumaman2o

00:55 {the jazzy theme switches slightly to more jazz and we see instant coffee being made} Arch: "Peter Gunn's coffee is made" --- Pumaman2o

00:58 (spooning & spilling coffee) Matt: Coffee: It’s what’s for dinner. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan

01:02 {Third spoonfull into pot, plenty of grounds are visible on the counter} Gerson: "Uhh miss? Miss, you're spilling it. "--GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST) Tina: "Give her a break, she hasn't had her coffee yet." --Matteus 14 Jan

1:10 Narr: "Is this coffee?" Tina: [Confused] Umm, yes? Narr: "No!"" Tina: [Momentarily convinced] Ok. Wait, what? Narr: "This is coffee" [Lost] Huhnh? --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST) Narr: "Is this coffee? Why, no--THIS is coffee" Gerson: "I thought Pam Grier was Coffy."--YibbleGuy 19:14, 8 January 2007 (EST)

1:19 {Over "The Coffee Brewing Institute presents"} Matt: In asociation with the RAND Corporation --GersonK 13:51, 13 January 2007 (EST)

1:21 (This is Coffee! Title) Jazz: A David St. Hubbins Production. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan

1:24 ("Produced by..." on screen) Arch: "Who spit in my coffee?" --Matteus 14 Jan

1:25 {"Produced by Vision Associates" credit} Tina: "Followed by: 'The Story of Optometry,' Produced by Juan Valdez." --YibbleGuy 21:44, 14 January 2007

1:32 (Beans spilling "Our story begins here…") Jazz: Beneath the latrines at the Rabbit Academy… --Jazzsoda 21 Jan

1:41 {... caught in the closed fist of the bean, freed then by ...} Matt: "... the 13th Amendment."--YibbleGuy 18:53, 10 January 2007 (EST)

1:44 (endless cascade. Brewed…) Gerson: Brewed to be rude, baby. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan

1:48 ("...millions of cupfuls each day") Arch: "...and served in tiny frying pans." --Matteus 14 Jan

1:49 (millions of cupfuls each day) Jazz: in this house alone. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan

1:54 (Three cups on table "so much a part of our lives") Tina: Kiiiids! Coffee’s on! --Jazzsoda 21 Jan

1:59 ("Reaches deeply into the culture of many lands") Matt: "must be talking about coffee enemas" --Matteus 17 Jan

2:09 {"From tree ..."} Jazz: o/` "... to shining tree." o/`--YibbleGuy 17:28, 12 January 2007 (EST)

2:11 {shot of single male bean picker} Arch: "Juan Valdez's not so smarter brother" ----- Pumaman2o

2:15 (guys just picking beans) Tina: "It's the Coffee Bean Mambo!" --Matteus 14 Jan

2:18 (long shot of guys picking beans)

• cow milking sounds* --Jazzsoda 21 Jan

Gerson & Arch: (cow noises) Arch & SFX: (milk into buckets)

2:24 {two men pouring beans into a sack} Matt: (as guy on right) 'Hey Earl, we can have a sack race later' [as in 'Earl' from any number of MST3K shorts, say Truck Farmer ] ---Pumaman2o

2:27 (dumping beans in bag) Jazz: Unbreakable gumball machine my ass! Heh heh. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan

2:45 {"... to which the talents of millions of men are devoted during their lifetime."} Matt: "These *women* slaving away are secondary, unimportant creatures." --YibbleGuy/GersonK

2:48 {"...to which tradition..."} Gerson: o/~ Tradition! --GersonK 00:32, 15 January 2007 (EST)

2:55 (man shakes his head over cup) Tina: [in a patronising voice] "No, you're not good coffee at all! no" --Matteus 14 Jan