- Handle: Soozcat
- Real Name: unknown
- D.O.B.: November 4
- Occupation: Snarky Geek
- Marital Status: Happily wed, tra-la.
- Kids: unknown
- Handle Origin: Lost in the mists of time
- Alternate Handle(s): Soozbat, SoozBlackCat, tseliot, The Pirate King, Alex Trebek
- You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later
Soozcat is known for being highly mysterious. She apparently lives in a neighborhood filled with Black Ops trick-or-treaters, has been known to give people virtual pinkeye, and curiously refers to herself in the third person on Capper Wiki.