Only Zuul

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There is no *insert name here*, only Zuul! (sometimes misspelled Zool)


Usage

Whenever someone is looking possessed in a grab, or their eyes are glazed over in some way.

Origin

In the movie Ghostbusters, Sigourney Weaver's character is possessed by the demon Zuul. At one point when Bill Murray is trying to get through to her, she says "There is no Dana, only Zuul!"

Examples

From http://www.glitterrock.org/etc333.html

"There is no Bobby.... only ZUUL!"
GlitterRock
"There is no Bobby.... only ZUUL!"

From http://www.glitterrock.org/trek128.html

THERE IS NO BASHIR, ONLY ZUUL!
TheDiva
THERE IS NO BASHIR, ONLY ZUUL!

From http://www.captions.50g.com

THERE IS NO POORLY ANIMATED HOWELL, THERE IS ONLY ZUUL!
AlexGariepy
THERE IS NO POORLY ANIMATED HOWELL, THERE IS ONLY ZUUL!


THERE BE NO OTHELLO, ONLY ZUUL, FORSOOTH!
TheDiva
THERE BE NO OTHELLO, ONLY ZUUL, FORSOOTH!

From http://www.glitterrock.org/etc2b244.html

"Hi everyone. Zuul here. Alot of folks have been tossing around my name the last few years, claiming to be me for all sorts of things. Let me set the record straight: I had *nothing* to do with those guys! Okay... maybe the chick from 'Las Vias del Amor' and Kim Bauer from '24.' Otherwise, the others are just fakes. Thanks for your time. Oh, and YOU WILL BOW BEFORE GOZER!!"
GlitterRock
"Hi everyone. Zuul here. Alot of folks have been tossing around my name the last few years, claiming to be me for all sorts of things. Let me set the record straight: I had *nothing* to do with those guys! Okay... maybe the chick from 'Las Vias del Amor' and Kim Bauer from '24.' Otherwise, the others are just fakes. Thanks for your time. Oh, and YOU WILL BOW BEFORE GOZER!!"

Fred

A spin-off of the Zuul gag is Fred, Zuul's fill-in/understudy. Fred possesses people when Zuul is on vacation, or just doesnt want to possess someone.