Coach Gabe Kaplan: The Search for Mrs. Kaplan's Clitoris

What would a sports-obsessed guy not be able to find? That was the premise of The Capper National Laboratory's research into "The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh," which took place on Dec. 20, 2001.

Mr_Grant "YOU, a basketball coach? But dear, you can't even find my clitoris, how can you coach a team to put a ball through a hoop?"