Motherfuckers Still Blowing Up Shit in Beirut Shitbird activity likely to continue BYABBY JECT POVERTY West Front, Beirut
SLOVAK DIGGER for the commune
Assholes destroyed a building much like this one
Assholes continue their onslaught of terrorism in the Western Front
with a bombing of some important building.
Although details are
sketchy, something resembling a building was blown up by several
religious fucks believed to be complete assholes in their personal
lives with their unbending fanatical devotion to their religion and
complete lack of humor.
"These are probably not the same twisted fucks who bombed a bunch of
shit back in the '80s," said Michael Winslow, a reknowned authority
on religious assholes who bomb shit. "But frankly, they're all the
same. For some reason they really think we can tell them apart. They
couldn't be more wrong."
Winslow was not optimistic about these assholes getting their shit
together.
"From what I hear these assholes' god is demanding they blow shit up
until everyone else is dead. So they'll probably continue to do it.
Unless we blow them all up. Or kill their god. When there's only one
god left I imagine He'll be happy. And stop fucking up our daily
lives."
The preceding news was sponsored by Ropers' News Service, where
three's company, too. Abby Ject Poverty is a silly name used by an
unreal person and we found the news story laying on the floor and
needed to fill some space.
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the commune 100: Traitors and Noodledicks
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