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Mistress Nancy New
House Dominatrix

Peniso first female to head up The House in its long and storied history. 

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Senator Orrin Hatch leading his usual gaggle of underage girls on a field trip to The House

At the notorious brothel in our nation’s capital known simply as The House, there’s a new madam ready to crack the whip. Literally.

Taking over the reins from former Master David Boneya, Mistress Nancy Peniso is the first female to head up The House in its long and storied history. It’s a change that she says was a long time coming, much like many of the clients.

“In today’s climate of pan-sexuality, it only makes sense that we have a shared dynamic in heading up this bastion of pain and pleasure, you insignificant little worm,” Peniso was quoted as saying through gritted teeth. “Now lick my patent-leather boots until they shine, slave!” she added.

Citing The House’s beginnings as a strictly gay male club that specialized in infantilism and fetishes, Peniso went on to say that “It’s about time some of those tired old sissy-Marys get their come-uppance. We’re entering a new century, and S&M is the new norm. Women have a role to play, and it isn’t just as submissives tied to a rack for a little light whipping, or the occasional use as a cigar humidor. From now on, these members of the old boy network will have to beg Mistress’s permission to go sticking their tongues into just any old orifice that happens to present itself.”

Former Master Boneya, who is moving on to become President and CEO of Glory Hole Video Booths, Inc., was moved to tears in the ritual ceremony relinquishing power to Mistress Nancy.

“This is one of the most – ow! -- pleasurable and – urf!! – painful days of my life,” Boneya cried, assuming the classic submissive position and receiving a thorough caning as he passed on the ceremonial whip, ball gag and buttplug to the Mistress. “I hope she serves all you – ooooh! – slaves and bitches well. Ow, Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!”

Visibly shaken, Boneya was then led away in leather restraints while Peniso busied herself with a few hooded lobbyists and a red-hot branding iron.

“We’re going to lay down some laws now, boys,” she said with a twinkle in her eye and an evil grin. “The House is in session!”

Boner Cunningham works both sides of the fence, but admits to a penchant for young blonde females and overripe honeydew melons. His idol is Frank, the Dennis Hopper character in “Blue Velvet,” who screamed “I’ll fuck anything that moves!” Mr. Cunningham, however, does not necessarily require motion.


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