NO ONE EXPECTS...
well, a small duck is pretty surprising...

MadSigntist: "Man, I thought Henson was *never* gonna die. I won't be missing his clammy hand up *my* butt, I'll tell ya!"	BuckFifty: "...I want a hooker that doesn't charge an extra $20 for using the WHOLE chicken. SciFi me..."	MadSigntist: "Do you like to draw, doodle or paint? If so, you may be the bastard putting graffiti all over my newly painted garage. I'll git ya, sucka!"
Generik: "Yeah, I finally gave up on that jerk Charlie Brown... he was just too tame for me, if you know what I mean." The little red-haired girl grows up.	Geier: Frankly, I think Burger King was better off with "It just tastes better".	Xigeous: ...all undressed an no place to go.
MadPants37: Buy our paint or the world will drown in blood! Plus don't forget the 2 dollar rebate!	Geier: "...in an unMarkED enVelOPe if yOu EveR want TO seE thE KId agAiN."	JediClone: ... the other dwarves called out his name into the forest for hours to no avail.. at daybreak they found his broken body by the remains of the glass coffin...
RIZZZ: They never should have let Joel Schumacher direct a "Day of the Triffids" remake.	Neoknight: Neo? "What is a screengrab that will never make Buck's gallery?" Bingo! "Damn, I'm good."	AgentQ: "The Great Mint knows all! Bow before his crisp, refreshing flavor! And beware, lest you cross the Great Mint, for he may be cool, but he is also cruel!"
JediClone: New and improved screengrabber with non-stick teflon coating! Slaterscat residue on your hands after capping is a thing of the past!	Imac: "Whatcha eatin?" "Nut 'n' Bitch"	Das_Hunterman: Aw crap! Is this the dream where I have no feet?
Necro666: Tuba Gooding Jr.	Hippie: Here, we represent the Sci-Fi Channel as a small Saturn-esque planet. Its viewers will be represented by stars.	Laserblast: Remember when Pet Rocks started saying they were bigger than Jesus, and religious leaders got in an uproar, and all those messy Pet Rock burnings happened?

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