60% less fat!

SuperPulse: I'm still holding my breath for the Perfect Strangers: Special Edition.	Dairai: Oh... how silly of me... it *is* finished downloading....	GersonK: Must be a doubleheader
SlowLoris: Rome wasn't built in a day. Rome had a Union.	Artanas: "My psychic knew where I hid my pubic hair collection! Can you believe it? Wow"	Artanas: *chitter chatter* "What are you gonna do, arrest me?" *ook!* "I bet you squeak that to all the girls" *pant pant*
Scouty: And apparently impossible to get off your teeth.	amycamus: Hate 'em. Nasty, ugly, scary. Some of them even poisonous. And those webs. What?...Never mind.	MadSigntist: "What a deal I got on religious relics...all ELEVEN of Jesus's fingers! Wow!
UnReality: "Oh, so I suppose this means no to the cuddling!"	144b: Go for the knobs, Leo!!!!	Jazzsoda: *CRSSSHHHHT* *thump* Man, those damn flying eyeballs never see the window glass. Just bury it with the others, I guess.
JediClone: ... and that was the last time Astro Boy ever went near a telescope on April Fools Day...	SunSinner: Damn home pregnancy tests are all but impossible to read...	TravisBickle: *CAW CAW CAW* Nope, still bored, any other brilliant suggestions Mr. Fun?
JediClone: Atlas: CPA to the Stars... tonight on Poorly Researched Mythology.	TravisBickle: "Mr. Walters, I've written that-" *BASH!* *THUD!* "Next time, it's leather, not iron. I lose more secretaries that way.	Hippie: Wow! Look at them rebels! No scheme to their parking or nothing! That car is obviously meant for guys like ME!

Shooting people can be fun
Yeah, but I usually run out ammo before I get to the bad guys.