Whup Ass? Aisle 9...

Seltaeb: So, where's these epilepsy inducing visuals I keep hearing about? I've already got a spoon under my tongue	JoeCrow: For a limited time "Taco Bell's Crunchy Frog Burito"	Xigeous: "I said clap if you believe in fairies, damn it! What the hell is wrong with you people?"
TGoodchild: Many of the more insecure toothbrushes feel the need for an 'extender'...	Artanas: "Oh mother, the blasphemy you so freely spew about shall bring you to an unimaginable demise during your stay in the hoary netherworld" "That's nice dear"	JediClone: Lloyd Bridges WAS "The Incredible Hulk" ... "by this time, my lungs were aching for gamma rays..."
Meldrick: Easily distracted Capper "Draw! No, wait.........why do they call it 'W' when it's a 'double V'?	Occupant: Don Lapre in "Videodrome 2: Annoying Boogaloo" on a bowel bashing You're Shitting Me Theater	Annakie7: You think his cheeks are ornamental, or does he use them for storage?
Sanagi: Getcher hippie documentary-makin' butt off of my farm, ya commie mutherf- [film ends abruptly]	Geier: "The keyboard's melting again!" yelled an invigorated Geier, as he began to suspect that those purple candies the man sold him WEREN'T Sweet-Tarts, after all.	Dibbley: The Little Prince's planet met disaster today when he dared undermine the Tropicana Corporation.
Geier: "...until water just begins to boil. Insert testicles..." Geier's Practical Joke Cook-Book was a veritable LAUGH-RIOT, 'till the lawsuits started rolling in...	HanoverF: Nyquil, The Coughing Sneezeing Acheing Feed it to your Goldfish and Watch Them Leap to Their Death for Cheese Medicine.	SunSinner: ...loses its flavor faster than Hubba Bubba.
Indomitus: Fat men and midgets. Forbidden love, on the next Springer.	Generik: You'll notice that there is no "P" in "screengrab." Please keep it that way.	animebabe: Wicker? I don't even know her! (sorry, had to do one of those! :)

We gonna rock down to...
Electric Avenue...