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Gnasche:
"Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!!" "Form of...an out of work actor." "Form of...Cybil Shepard from The Goodbye Girl." "Huh?"


nashtbrutusandshort:
The Wehrmacht plan was brilliant: rather than assault the Maginot Line head-on, they would swing north, through the Low Countries..(dramatization)


Bixter:
"Men with no legs have needs too, lady!"


Geier:
Trevor and Daniel's frequent "Bayonet Battles" were wisely ignored by the rest of the platoon.


martay:
See! This one still has marks where the jockey was hitting it!


Artanas:
"Ve have vays of making you talk offizer zquirrel" *chatter* *chitter* "Ah, yes, let's begin the testicular electrocution" *oook!*


Cerg:
A tree suddenly pounces on yet another hapless celebrity


animebabe:
Yeah, I heard they kicked the crap out of the Tic Tac Gang from 45th...


BuckFifty:
"FAR!" *runs* "*pant* *pant* *pant* NEAR!" *runs* "*pant* *pant* *gulp* FAR!" *runs* "*pant* *gulp* Fuck it! You kids get the idea!" *Grover passes out*


Lapre:
Do more WHAT? Sheep? Dolphins? Er, we're not still filming, are we?


KINGDINOSAUR:
Don't let your child learn about sex on the streets! Buy him a computer.


clover:
Mattel introduces Whorin' Bitch Barbie, complete with Kung Fu grip. (I dunno.)


Geier:
I dunno. I found "The Erotic Adventures of Quasimodo" to be rather more "disturbing" than "wonderful".


Artanas:
"Hello miss Margolis, do you like scary polo shirts?" "Huh?" "Gelled, spikey hair?" "Huh?" "Anything?" "Huh? *CLICK* Don?"


KINGDINOSAUR:
"Did you know that I can do a great Donald Duck impersonation? Watch! *quackkkkkkk* Wait! It's even better when I put on a sailor jacket and drop my pants."


MrTim:
For girls who have to shave their earlobes, press 3 now.


clover:
Mall Whore: I can suck the numbers right off your credit card.


TravisBickle:
AN-I-MAL! AN-I-MAL! Animal love lettuce! AHHHH!




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