Have a nice day.





Agent_Moldy:
"Hey mang, I hear you wuz lookin' for a heart. I c'hook you up, nome-sane?"


Geier:
That's odd, you don't USUALLY see Red Cross helicopters equipped with rocket-launchers, let alone making strafing runs...!


MadSigntist:
Luckily this Aerowhale had enough teats for all its pups.


Zonk:
"Hi folks... Eddie the Tree, here... this is my best role since I reached in the kid's window in "Poltergeist"... enjoy!!"


amycamus:
And now, for our next event, Sir Gawain will dive from a height of 3 1/2 feet into a tin goblet filled with mead. *scattered applause*


YingYang:
Jedi Masters Raana Manesre and Ffteen-Meels A-Day


Occupant:
Steve was the first to spot Godzilla.


BuckFifty:
Bad Driving Thoughts #2- .oO{After my cat licks it's ass... why does it always give me that 'long off' stare? Freaky.}


clover:
Note to self...never drive with BuckFifty after he plays with his cat.


Geier:
Looked like Jacob's stone-&-dirt stew was cookin' up mighty fine! "...then you add just a HINT of gravel. Not too much, now,..."


BuckFifty:
Little known Superman fact #245- After a couple joints, Supes would find endless enjoyment in giving corn stalks 'airplane' rides into the sun.


clover:
When granma told the kids she wanted to show them what she learned in the SoHo Red Light District...they knew it was time to serious medication.


BuckFifty:
I see chickens... a platoon of revolutionary free-range chickens, taking up yew bows against their oppressors... but chickens all the same.


animebabe:
Well, they WANTED to... but it's actually dedicated to Muffy, The Mutant Donkey 'cause the press coverage is better.


Jilldini:
My God, Jane, but that's a huge herpes lesion on your lip."


Geier:
Though he'd never been able to make himself trust people who use the oddly pseudo-palindromic non-word "t'ain't" in their conversation, Bill needed the sale...


Daleman:
You've been a very bad boy Bill? Yes you have. Get down, lick my boots and tell me again how you tried to shove health care reform through congress.


Occupant:
Easter just hasn't been the same since Ol' Zeke shot and stuffed the bunny.




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