The Further Adventures of
SHIRTLESS GIRLLLL...

BuckFifty: Alex Trebec stars in Fight Club, tonight on You're Shittin' Me Theater. "You're gonna die punk!" "Ah ah ah, not in the form of a question." *slug* *bap* *thud*	Seltaeb: Kolchak's pretending to be Space Ghost again. I think he's gonna zap Carrot Top this time.	Gorer: "Well, *I* think 'Bowl Movments' is a GOOD name for our team...!"
SpiffyGhost: Unpopular Slumber Party Activity # 645: Checking each other for head lice.	Chupacabrartanas: "HE has spoken to me" "Go on" "HE has commanded me in HIS infinite wisdom to..." "Yes?" "To wiggle it, just a little bit" "Uh" "Watch me groove"	JediCorpse: o/'"If I only had a brain!" "A heart!" "A home!" "A dingo!" "(everyone:) THE HELL?"
Hippie: You guys want me to SMOKE?!? Forget it, creeps! The A/V club takes me just the way I am!	GotMilk: "Inflatable Audience" New, from Galoob!	BuckFifty: Once the calls from the Disney animators stopped coming, Ferdinand, the Friendly Bull, took up a life of stripping for hay.
Amon_ster_A_GoGo: And to think I bitched when I found a hair in my soup.	Hippie: Excuse us, sir! Sir! Could we have a caption! Sir? Sir! * No caption! Get out of here or I'll sue!	rogersbuck: Damn!!!...I never knew Fried Mice Cobbler could look so good!!
cletus56: Pankawa Texas' comunity theater presents "Cube" the musical	BuckFifty: Rob Lowe and Rosie O'Donnell, they're cops... "Why were you in K-Mart around the sesame street clothes?" "Wanna star in my new home movie?" "Shut up Rob."	UnReindeerality: "So in 1974 my band, Robin's Slightly Pronounced Genitalia, broke up and I was left to trading sexual favors for government cheese..."
mistletoeD: "Frosty!!! Don't go!!"	MadSigntist: "Call the shore, we're gonna need some help." "You think they can get here in time?" "I dunno...those minnows could go berserk any minute."	The_Gray_Zombie: Hey, Buck, this is DeadlyRinger, I saw you were online and I wanted to know if you would record...Hello?

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