Sloppy 12ths





Artanas:
"Scary?! Oh, you gotta be shitting me?! I wore the same panties for years, now that's sc*CLICK* Hello?"


AgentQ:
Vengeful passenger Jessica Menzies made a habit of swinging open her door to take out hitchhikers and joggers. "Fuckers," she often would say.


Tumbler:
"No class .... that would be a tree ... let's move on to shrubs .. this way .. stay together."


Seltaeb:
"Son, it's better late than never! Now drop your pants." "Dad! I'm not getting a circumcision!" "My, you've grown since you were a kid!"


RodRocket:
Despite using his best come-on line, Gary Coleman strikes out again.


Angel_Noir:
Easily distracted Starfleet captain. "Transfer all available power to the forward-Hey! Thin Mints!"


MrKite:
...and THAT'S when I threw the bag of coconuts into the surf, jumped on, and rode to freedom


JoeCrow:
Bill's demonstration of involuntary reactions won the school fair but his assistant will never father children


Cari:
o/ "I am the very model of a modern major general..." o/


VinterVunderLood:
"Sensors show you just opened up yourself a huge can of whoop-@ss Captain..."


WEIRD_1:
I later went on to star in "A Tale Of Two Cities"


Occupant:
The 37th annual Mammy-Off is underway


Geier:
"No, Keptin...heh heh...how many former Soviets DOES it take to...heh heh...screw in a light bulb?" ("...Capitalist pig.")


amycamus:
"Well *I* happen to like Galliano, so go screw yourself!"


Geier:
"While not as logical as thraw...thray...three-dimenshional chess, thish alcoholic chess game DOESH have a shertain charm..."


Foamcore:
Exit! Stage left, even!


SpydieGirl:
"Hey! Who's next for karaoke? ...Nobody? Great, I'll do some more! o/ In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... o/ "


CuppaJoe:
The books were safe all tucked in their beds, in hopes that they wouldn't be invaded by the Reds.




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unlucky 13


o/~...the party's over, so get the f*ck out...~/o