Kid tested, Mother approved...Well, not *my* mother...
Occupant: Sam suddenly leapt into a mediocre horror movie . . . |
Artanas: Nix: Undead Godlike Scorpio. Enjoys chaos, malice, disorder, vulgarity, violence. Good with kids |
Agent_Moldy: "Wonder Twin powers -- ACTIVATE!" |
Vicious: "What'sa matter?!? Ya ain't never seen an invisible man get shit-faced before?" |
Steve_Reeves: "The silicone boobs are heavy enough, but these false eyelashes must weigh fifty pounds! I can hardly hold my eyes open!" |
ShirisClaus: Calamity Jane and Buffalo Bill: The Early Years |
Shandi: o/~"3 little maids from school are we... filled to the brim with girlish glee.."~\o |
Geier: The crew HATED Spock's sarcastic Valley-Girl impression. "OhmyGAAAWWWD, I am SO SURE the sensors can't penetrate their shields. Like, gag me!" |
Fishbait4: Hey, I'm not small, I'm "fun sized." |
nashthumbugandshort: Thank you, ladies, for coming to the auditions, but I'm sorry to say that only one of you will be able to join The Supremes... |
WinterWonderLood: "We.... can .... dance..... ifwewanto.... We.... can leave..... yourfriendsbehind..." |
Enohead: Chuck 'Chazz' Norris makes a cameo in the new Nine Inch Nails video. |
Bassmann: CUTTT!!! Okay, make-up...Look Charlie, here's your motivation...You've just been hit by the VALDEZ and you can't find the cannery. Let's try again. |
VaelynInAPearTree: "Mike, I am really sick of listenening to your "I'm a red-headed hispanic lesbian trapped inside the body of a really really white guy" speech |
CaveDweller: "Yahoo search, nude celebrities...." |
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zaprowsdower: They'll never beat 5 mhZ!!! |
MoldyTheMisfitElf: "Like, hiiiii, my name is Cinnnnndy. Ummm, I like grape Bubble-Yum & the Backstreet Boys, & my favorite color is ummmm, clear! Teeheeheehee!" |
TravisBickle: "The plan for the missle silo are in locker 54, Skunkman." "Thanks a million, Nunwoman." *whoosh* |
*yankin' the welcome mat*