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Seltaeb: [That's it. When I talk to myself at home, that's fine. When I talk to myself and the whole world can see it, then forget it. It's time for porn! Yee-hoo!] |
Xigeous: "Sir, I think we've identified where the aseroid hit..." |
Geier: ...And as Moses leads the Jews out of bondage, young Moishe keeps his thermos of espresso at the ready. |
MadSigntist: We warned this young mother to quit smoking *before* the first trimester. Now, her StarChild has lost 20% of its omnipresence. |
JohnSteed: The Starfleet family! Duh duh duh dum! *snap snap* |
toy_machine: We have 16 year olds starting at $39.95! Get yours today at the Student Store! Or get your credit card and call toll free... |
Occupant: A moment before the blow lands. |
hansvonschleiben: We used to laugh when Gramps got drunk and thought he was fishing from his Lazy Boy, but a laugh was never heard when we ate the bass he caught. |
soth: "Hold on. You've got a tv rating flying around your shoulder. |
Dairai: "You see it, don't you? You see the little planet...?" "I'm getting security..." |
MrTim: Followed by The Deep Tongue Kiss Of Vague Naughtiness, which leads to The Fondling Of Maybe This Isn't So Bad After All . . . |
AgentQ: Some people think it's strange to leave your apartment completely unfurnished except for one lone lawn gnome in the center of the floor. People are stupid. |
HanoverF: "I call that one 'Baby Seals, Baby Seals everywhere... but not a club in sight to bash their fragile little skulls in with!" |
keogh: Every morning, Claude went for a warm, refreshing shower, and every morning his testicles withered a little more as he irradiated himself in the microwave. |
Angel_Noir: "Hello, Im Xyjdsdhf. Have you considered the benefits of Pagan ideology? We offer competitive medical and dental for you and your spawn, er family." |
Dairai: "It...it moved! I just saw it move!" "It's lasagne! Just plain old las-" "I did! It's eating my peas! Wow!" |
Agent_Moldy: "The time has come." "Huh?" "This is who we are." "Lance?" "Wait, worry, who cares?" "Lance, this isn't 'Millennium', it's the grocery store." |
YingYang: Safe sex....TO THE EXTREME!!! |
Git my ass outta here!