![]() bikermob: COUGH! Hey guys...I think the milk has gone bad...COUGH! |
![]() GRGGARY: Madonna's "Like A Mormon" album didn't translate well on MTV's Unplugged |
![]() JoeCrow: Bring up the percussion track and kill the backing vocals, Mr. Scott |
![]() MirandaRamsey: Check. Check. Check. Now what? |
![]() Agent_Moldy: Oh yeah, kids come running for the great taste of vegetable oil! |
![]() Angel_Noir: "What does this mean about my soul?" "Uh, nothing, Bill, just sign the contract." "OK, Gene." |
![]() Dairai: Whoops... the IV popped out... |
![]() Vicious: When skyscrapers go bad: "Pssst! youse wanna buy some hot window cleaner?" |
![]() AgentQ: "Howdy folks! Welcome to Hank's Furniture Repair Show. Today, we're gonna do a little work on these railings--" *snap* "Whoa!" *crash* |
![]() Vicious: Up yours, sun! |
![]() CaveDweller: ...and the Rolling Stones plan their next tour! |
![]() Angel_Noir: "...ahould never put squirrels in gasoline at a 4th of July picnic. And that's one to grow on!" |
![]() Daniel_Slyder: "Dat is eet! I geet no credeet around heer! Keptin won't be so cocky weeth a bullet in hees brain!" |
![]() 402: "Well just put some happy little aliens over here.... nice happy aliens...." |
![]() Dr_Channard: "Yup, yer leakin' some brake fluid, transmission's smokin' and the tires are bald. Son, this'll cost ya a BUNDLE..." |
![]() LightningJoe: We have no "metric box-end wrenches" or whatever they are. Scotty says use your teeth. |
![]() Geier: Despite what the brochures said, the Electronic Puppy Dog was NOT "just as warm, fun, and supportive as the real thing". But it DID play a killer game of Pong. |
![]() Pazuzu: "Do not bring your evil here, I sleep here. Put it over there, next to Todd Bridges' shack..." |