To Cap, or not to Cap. That is the question...

Xtree: "Yes! YES!! I admit it! The only one that could ever teach me WAS the son of a preacher man!!"	Shandi: "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"	JoeAverage: "Good Evening, and welcome to Morbidly Obese Theatre. Tonight, a terrible tale of chocolate mousse and cheezies..."
Shimmergloom: Soon after getting a brain, the Scarecrow was killed when trying to prove gravity with a falling tree.	Acrylic: "Im on my way to gramma's house"	mezzb: Having already rung twice, this postman tries the deadbolt. . .
Hugh_Jass: At Burger King, we feel that flame-broiling gives you the tastiest burger!	robofreak: The new Troll Dolls - Native American Edition!	Agent_Moldy: Meanwhile, at the elf convention, keynote speaker Santa takes the podium...
Psycho_Buffalo: During a lesser known moment of history, George Washington pushes his truck across the Delaware.	Generik: ...And now we return to The Incredibly Strange Hulk Who Stopped Living And Became A Mixed-Up Bill Bixby.	Geier: As the Dancing Onions of Death hover menacingly behind him, Hank pauses to utter "What the H*ll...?!?"
robofreak: o/~ And the man in the back said everybody attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz ~\o	simorley: Billy Dee Williams IS Mike Tyson in "Ear's Looking at You, Kid!"	SGNP: Must. . .jam. . .chin. . .into. . .brain. . .stop. . .boring. . .lecture. . .
RedHotSwami: ...Please donate generously to the "Save the middle-Aged Men" Fund, you'll receive progress reports and a letter from your sponsored Middle Aged Man...	Geier: All the spirituality of ZZTop coupled with the raw, animal sexuality of a John Tesh or maybe a Yanni.	SiberioS: You know I aleays hate looking at that fat camera man during these scenes.

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