Cap Me Teenage Rave

cscott: Beth was exactly the way Steve liked his women... afraid to make eye contact.	MrSpacely: "I think our mail got mixed up guys. These aren't my tampons."	Imac: -author of 'Virtual Sex For Dummies'
YibbleGuy: The Olsen Twins without makeup.	keogh: "The X-Files," season six redux: "I'm sure there's a plot afoot with these crops, Scully." "This is the third hole of the Pebble Beach Open, Mulder." "Details."	JD1036: "If your pissy and you know it..."
CydD: Boy, Miss Piggy, I -love- what you've done with your hair! That lime?	Hippie: That over there? Yeah, clubbed the Romper Room lady and stole it. But back to my hair system...	AceofSwrds: Steve Martin in "Admiral Bilko"
amycamus: "Geez...and I thought baking with the Easy Bake Oven was gonna be a breeze!"	BubbaFett: You're trying to hypnotize me with your cleavage, aren't you?	Geier: The omnipresent "Children of the Dolphin" were spooky at the best of times, but when they started doing that "Heil Darwin" thing, they were FRIGHTENING!
Generik: So tell me again, lieutenant... why would you even buy something that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of in the first place?	Geier: Bilbo had the good manners to cover his hobbit hole during the fumagation, so as not to discommode the neighbors.	SunSinner: Sure their game of lacrosse started off harmless enough, but Ben would soon bewail his fate over forgetting his cup.
amycamus: As he gasped his last, he wondered whether the reattachment of his left arm had been a success.	BuckFifty: Meanwhile at the press conference for the Cameo reunion tour..."Cameo! Cameo! What's the word?"	PsiBolt: Summer Lovin' had me a blast...

o/ Running down a dream...