And winners for 'Caps we don't want
Momma to see are..."

Hippie: Sorry, Kolchak, I already told the story of Titanic. But I WILL tell you how I learned about oral gratification...	Scouty: Some people's sexual fantasies are just down...right... sick in the pants..a.aand the mask....uh, it it getting hot in here?	UnReality: "Face massager, my ass!"
Geier: "IWASJUSTMINDMELDINGWITHIT!" said Spock, as he hurriedly zipped up his pants.	TravisBickle: As Reese pumped and pumped at the penis enlarger, Sarah could only giggle as he repeated, "I think it's broken." Needless to say, the mood was spoiled.	Geier: Because ben-wa balls are so passe'. THESE take a REAL professional...!
MadSigntist: "You never even once poured buttermilk pancake batter on my breasts or spit kernel corn up my ass or shooped me with a baby octopus. Where is the LOVE????"	clover: Son, I think it's time we talk about the birds and the bees...and the farm animals *drool*. Bring me my Jack Daniels first.	GuloGulo: Whoa, buddy, cockroach is just a *name*, not instructions for use.
Daleman: Kneel before me you worthless piece of crap. Oh, was this session going to be cash or credit card?	Generik: I begged, I pleaded for lubrication... "Be a man!" he said.	MadSigntist: "Pierced clit?" "No doubt." "How can you tell?" "She's been there for 45 minutes...it must be caught on the dryer door."
rickubis: You'll pay me an exra 20 to take my teeth out?	E_the_E: She's doing the dishes; He's doing the dishwasher.	YingYang: "Alright, I take it back, your wife can't suck a mean dick"
GersonK: "Saaay, missy! You're looking fine!" "It'll never work out. I'm sixteen." "You'll grow!" "I have syphillis." "Penicillin!" "I'm a man." "Nobody's perfect!"	GlitterRock: Jerry Van Dyke gets to know his Hoover a little better....	JoeCrow: I'm gonna' miss Bubba... all 9 inches of him

I'd like to thank Danny, down at
the Granola factory for this...