Stripped down to as little as the 'law' will allow.





ivantheterrible:
!! Beat me, whip me, call me Ruth !!


E_B_A:
"Wow Mister! I've never seen THAT variation of the floating thumbtip trick before!" "And you won't ever again if you tell your parents."


YingYang:
"You wanna touch my inflamed testicle? Go ahead, it's okay..."


KoRn_Fan:
'nuff with the small talk, time for something the french call, a threesome


Daleman:
I wish the camera guy was a boob man.


Geier:
Though Dr. Jones claimed the comatose Spock "liked it", Kirk was insistent that "that's something a man should do for HIMSELF"...


Easter_Bunn_A:
Things get a little creepy at the 3rd Annual Animal Lovers Meeting when the lights are turned off and soft music emenates gently over the pleasurable moans...


BuckFifty:
"Scary? HA! I just saw a squirrel dressed up as a black sheep get *it* up the ass. Now THAT'S scar... *click* Hello?"


Artanas:
Ah memories. I remember one thanksgiving dinner when gramps announced his fondness for rear entry. Miss that man *sob*


SunSinner:
Now now, Mario, Papa Melvin certainly taught you about charging out of the gate like a bull...where's the tenderness? The sweet seduction?


JediClone:
The needlessly brutal beatings were passed over, but after he started sexually assaulting crooks, the JLA finally threw out HandiMan


Geier:
Dr. McCoy preferred to think of himself as a "rampaging love stallion" rather than the "humpy little pony" of the young ladies' exclamations, but...


Jazzsoda:
I think a used condom stuck to your windshield means the party's over.


Geier:
Quinn's heart-felt rendition of "Stand By Your Sheep" always cleared out the house...except for this one guy, who seemed disturbingly intrigued.


MadSigntist:
"We have determined that you have left your cocoon too early, and will be unable to spread your wings. I would, however, be happy to help you with your legs!"


JediClone:
Pamela Lee Anderson in Space Jam 2: "OK Tweety, the camera's ready... come to bed... *sexy growl*"


MadSigntist:
God Speaking: "Okay Mother Earth, just place your feet in these nice cool stirrups while I find my speculum... hmmm..."


Geier:
"Yes, we WERE speeding a teensy-weensy bit, Officer, but my breasts are EVER-so-big, and obstructed my sight of the speedometer. Shall I demonstrate?"



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