Whip me, beat me, make me scream like a banshee.

Generik: ...So the first sperm says "Are we almost to the uterus?" And the second sperm says "Uterus? We just got past the esophagus!"	ArtanezerScrooganas: "Hey, there's 12 hot dogs here...I only cooked 11...Herbert! Stop that!"	JediClaus: Thing didnt use a condom. Thing got Syphilis. Dont be like Thing.
Angel_Noel: Natural curriosity overcomes Robocop's summer camp bunkmate.	Artanas: "Smell bacon yet Scraps?"	MadSigntist: She eyed Chuck's breasts enviously as scenarios of biscuits, mustard and mucilage danced in her head.
BuckFifty: "Whoa whoa whoa! Now I like cock fights as much as the next guy, but where *I'M* from, we use roosters..."	Torgone: Results not typical - your breasts may be smaller	JoeCrow: Wow, you really can make a sillohuette of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with a hard-on
clover: These people are also hard up this New Years Eve. On the up side, they all know how to use a bottle of hand creme and a Victoria's Secret Catolog.	keogh: "I'm spent. And my right arm is withered. Now THAT'S memorable sex!"	amycamus: Jim never imagined that a visit to the Good Vibrations vibrator museum would be the ordeal it turned out to be...
Xexus: "Deliverance, always Deliverence. Never Sleeping Beauty. Never Star Wars. He always wants to play Deleverence. I tell you its a pain in the ass."	orion52: Tuesday nite... be there! Bring your own crisco....	Geier: "You're phaser doesn't work, Lieutenant. When I try to activate it, it just vibrates. Now, why would it...LIEUTENANT!!"
_Shamus: "Now that you're lightweight champion...whaddya gonna do?" "I'm gonna nail me a WHITE bitch!!" *applause*	Scypha: "That's right, Jerry! She's an animal in bed, so to speak! And she can stroke my banana any time."	JediClone: Whenever Jed Bob had the urge to touch a woman who wasnt related, he would rub his inner thigh against a wood post until the "dirty feeling" went away.

*Moonwalkin' on out*