You pay good money for that later on in life.

Mr13: Oh the humiliation of being prison-raped by a mime.	keogh: "Greta, phone sex means talking to the customer, not sitting there licking the mouthpiece."	Artanas: "Scott, no use squeezing. I won"
Mr13: "The cow goes *Moooo*. The Hay goes *rustle* The vibrato goes *Brrrr YES OH YES Brrrr*" - Why Mr13 doesnt have his own childrens show	YingYang: Hot, steamy Santa phone sex is just a call away...	Gorgo3k: The West Virginian Brady Brunch....Bobby and Cindy get it on...
DiscoBoy: Free Willy's free willy.	SunSinner: No, Santa! I told you I'm not gonna sit on your lap unless you send the camera crew and the fluffer out of the room!	darkstormy: Teehee! Captain's log, my ass! That was more like the captain's twig!
E_B_A: Having Trent Reznor lecture kids on the evils of drugs and premature sex may not have been a good idea: "I said, 'LIKE an animal.' Not 'WITH' an animal..."	YingleBells: "And then the fish will migrate to....Hey!! Check it out!! The fish are fucking!! Git muh camera!! "	MadSigntist: "I...know... I can get...that...37th....ben wah...in there."
Generik: Cripes! When he told me he was gonna give me a little head, I thought...	Hippie: Bambi: What are you wearing? *Claus42: Red nose, jolly smile, nothing else. Sit on my lap and tell me what you really want?	Angel_Noir: "That's right, baby! What's my name? WHAT'S MY NAME?" "David." "Really? Thanks. Fuckin'amnesia!"
HanoverF: "That sure is a funny looking Everlasting Gobstopper Mr. Irons!" "Just remember, it is a jawbreaker, so mind the teeth!"	CosmicEcho: Jeb...do you think it's wrong for us to keep meeting like this? I mean all the hot steamy sex...ma wouldn't approve.	Santa_Reeves: "Hang on...you've got a tick on your left nipple...I think I'm gonna have to pick it off with my teeth..."

Scat!